Kool-Aid
05-25-2004, 02:22 PM
A little guy goes into a elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy
> >>standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him,
> >>looks down and says, "7 feet 3 inches tall, 385 pounds, 12 inch
> penis, 2
> >>pound left testicle, 2 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.
> >>The small guy faints away and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels
> down
> >>and brings him to, gently slapping his face and shaking him, "Are you
> >>alright?"
> >>
> >>In a very weak voice the little guy says, "Excuse me, but what
> EXACTLY did
> >>you say?"
> >>The big dude says, "I saw the curious look on your face and figured
> I'd
> >>just give you the answers to the questions almost everyone always
> asks me.
> >>I'm 7 feet 3 inches tall, 385 pounds, 12 inch penis, 2 pound left
> >>testicle, 2 pound right testicle, and my name is Turner Brown."
> >>
> >>The! little guy then said "thank God, I thought you said turn around".
> >>standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him,
> >>looks down and says, "7 feet 3 inches tall, 385 pounds, 12 inch
> penis, 2
> >>pound left testicle, 2 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.
> >>The small guy faints away and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels
> down
> >>and brings him to, gently slapping his face and shaking him, "Are you
> >>alright?"
> >>
> >>In a very weak voice the little guy says, "Excuse me, but what
> EXACTLY did
> >>you say?"
> >>The big dude says, "I saw the curious look on your face and figured
> I'd
> >>just give you the answers to the questions almost everyone always
> asks me.
> >>I'm 7 feet 3 inches tall, 385 pounds, 12 inch penis, 2 pound left
> >>testicle, 2 pound right testicle, and my name is Turner Brown."
> >>
> >>The! little guy then said "thank God, I thought you said turn around".