Kool-Aid
05-06-2004, 06:22 AM
This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which
> >appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.
> >
> >Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling
> >the security system got underway immediately.
> >
> >The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with
> >cash & valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes
> >throughout the bank. The robbers cracked the first safe's combination,
> >and inside they Found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding.
> >
> >As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least
> >we'll have a bit to eat." The robbers opened up a second safe, and it
> >also contained nothing but vanilla pudding.
> >
> >The process continued until all safes were opened. They did not find
> >one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the
> >safes contained covered bowls of pudding.
> >
> >Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing
> >more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.
> >
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> >
> >
> >READ ON..
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> >The next morning the newspaper headline read:
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> >IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING
> >appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.
> >
> >Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling
> >the security system got underway immediately.
> >
> >The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with
> >cash & valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes
> >throughout the bank. The robbers cracked the first safe's combination,
> >and inside they Found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding.
> >
> >As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least
> >we'll have a bit to eat." The robbers opened up a second safe, and it
> >also contained nothing but vanilla pudding.
> >
> >The process continued until all safes were opened. They did not find
> >one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the
> >safes contained covered bowls of pudding.
> >
> >Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing
> >more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >READ ON..
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >The next morning the newspaper headline read:
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING