Kool-Aid
04-29-2004, 03:40 PM
Two fleas had an arrangement to meet every winter in Miami for a
>vacation.
>Last year when one flea gets to Miami, he's shivering and shaking.
The
>other
>flea asks him, " Why are you shaking so badly?" The first flea
says, " I
>rode
>down here from New Jersey in the mustache of a guy on a Harley." The
other
>flea responds saying, " That's the worst way to travel. Try what I
do. Go
>to the
>New Jersey airport bar. Have a few drinks. While you are there, look
for a
>nice stewardess. Crawl up her leg and nestle in where it’s warm
and cozy.
>Its
>the best way to travel that I can think of." The first flea thanks
the
>second
>flea and says he will give it a try next winter. A year goes
by..... When
>the
>first flea shows up in Miami he is shivering and shaking again. The
second
>flea says, "Didn't you try what I told you?" "Yes," says the first
flea,
>"I
>did exactly as you said. I went to the New Jersey airport bar. I had
a few
>drinks. Finally, this nice young stewardess came in. I crawled right
up to
>her warm
>cozy spot. It was so nice and warm that I fell asleep. When I woke
up, I
>was
>back in the mustache of a guy on a Harley."
>vacation.
>Last year when one flea gets to Miami, he's shivering and shaking.
The
>other
>flea asks him, " Why are you shaking so badly?" The first flea
says, " I
>rode
>down here from New Jersey in the mustache of a guy on a Harley." The
other
>flea responds saying, " That's the worst way to travel. Try what I
do. Go
>to the
>New Jersey airport bar. Have a few drinks. While you are there, look
for a
>nice stewardess. Crawl up her leg and nestle in where it’s warm
and cozy.
>Its
>the best way to travel that I can think of." The first flea thanks
the
>second
>flea and says he will give it a try next winter. A year goes
by..... When
>the
>first flea shows up in Miami he is shivering and shaking again. The
second
>flea says, "Didn't you try what I told you?" "Yes," says the first
flea,
>"I
>did exactly as you said. I went to the New Jersey airport bar. I had
a few
>drinks. Finally, this nice young stewardess came in. I crawled right
up to
>her warm
>cozy spot. It was so nice and warm that I fell asleep. When I woke
up, I
>was
>back in the mustache of a guy on a Harley."