Lyrical Throwdown

[Wren57]

Its that time again
for a lyrical throwdown
dont fucking pretend
we'll tear down your whole town
now when it comes to rhymes
I pop em like cherries
and when you talk about ice
I'm the White to the Barry
so step outta my face
if you cant handle the jazz
cause we runnin a race
and im whoopin your ass
but if you think you can play
step up take a shot
but if you cant rap
you're the end of the plot
now im backin out
to see what you got
just open your mouth
then prepare to get rocked

[Kool-Aid]

Nice rhyme...I like it. :yes:

[MAXed Out]

NExt gen of SLim Shady! ;) Is aight!

[Kool-Aid]

ha ha ha... :yes:

[thermal]

oh shit... pdigg is gonna whore the shit out of this thread..... lol... I still remember the last one................ ha ha

[GT40FIED]

^This is why I drink...I'm trying to forget the last one.

[ebpda9]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
^This is why I drink...I'm trying to forget the last one.

i hear you.

[pdiggitydogg]

No...I decided that since theres no tbroc to battle, Im not participating.
Then SOMEONE deleted my post on that
Sneakiness walkin on me like a weathered doormat
But now I spout my words like Im big bad Topcat
Oh look, now you done got me started...
This might get mature so prepare to be carded.
My white rhymes flood this passive old thread
You cant even gasp from your alveolar bed
You full of nuts like your old grandma's banana bread
Rhymes like that belong in a child's cheap book
It sounds mostly just like gobbledygook
I gave up listening around line number 4
The true lyricists wouldnt even let you in the door
But I dont really want to do this anymore
So Im only going to do this one time
Just so the newer folks hear a rhyme
That's worth any lyrical skill
Rare as a simple 2 dollar bill
Cancels you out like a birth control pill

(really only doing it 1x........promise :busted: )

[Wren57]

I simply don't know where to start
Those rhymes ain't got nothing, ain't from the heart
I don't know where you got em but I know if I was you
I'd return em to the store, cause they you got screwed
You said you got deleted, well that was my play
Because if you're not spoutin rhymes, you didnt need to say
So I took it on myself, to get rid of your spam
Using my lyrics, dishing out my back hand
So if you think you can run, if you think you got game
Keep shootin with me, it'll get ya some fame
Cause in this house everyone knows whos on top
Lookout now, its time fo me to stop

[thermal]

ding ding, ding ding.........round one ...ha ha

[Kool-Aid]

wow...here we go...Ladies and Gentlemen...Kool-Aid presents...HST Rap Central!!!!!
;)

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by Kool-Aid
wow...here we go...Ladies and Gentlemen...Kool-Aid presents...HST Rap Central!!!!!
;)

No...it's just lame enough to be Yo! HST Raps.

[Rob]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
No...it's just lame enough to be Yo! HST Raps.
LOL.......

O.K.....

I would like to ryhme
but don't have the time
I'm in the middle of jackin' it with thoughts of how me and previous girls acted
But I just can't cum cause i just got distracted

'Shameless plug from another thread'

:D :foot: :crazy:

[mylittlecivic]

haha you guys

[juvenile]

yo listen up this is the remix
so you betta behold of these crazy lyrics
since last time you got yo ass handed to ya miss
me and wren are unstopable so fear this
what's this weak shit about being carded huh bitch
up here I'm done with that childish garbage
sit back and watch the realest most illest mcs spin that shit
maybe you can also learn something from the best lyricists
here's a pen and write after me
"Hey juvenile I'll never be as great as thee
You and wren run this HST rap battle single handedly
please leave some room for the likes of me
I know my lyrics are weak and make me wanna flee"
Now listen to me carefully
Til wren returns it's all eyes on me.
And you can hate it or love it but that's what it's gonna be
Should've listened, I told you not to fuck wit me
If you can take the pressure that's what we gonna see
and while I'm bustin out my rhymes
you're countin yo reserves using nickles and dimes
since you can't afford to be connected and reply with yo weak as lines
but now the two greatest sit back and wait for your weak as tries
please, do us a favour and keep your promise, you can't afford to loose countless times
and thermal since he got owned during the last freestyles
so this is technically a rematch to this craziness
and let round two continue I want to own this bitch
and get wren to murder his weak as attempts at spittin lyrics

[Wren57]

Damn Rob I'm sorry to hear about your problems
your ex being a bitch actin like a premadonna
But believe me when I say I know how you are
Cause when im over my ex she knows it hardcore
And somehow calls just on time to fuck with my head
Giving that "I love you" bullshit while shes fuckin some dude
Fuck that bitch I don't need her or her crew
See something she don't understand about us
Is we roll the the best, and the rest we crush
So you gotta take a stand, determine your path
You gonna shackup with me or you gonna feel my wrath
What I won't be is played, won't be put to shame
Cause I know on my campus women give me my fame
And this is my message, sending loud and clear
You're either on my side, or you're full of fear
Now as far as you others, step aside to the king
Cause I'm the man of this clan all fall and all spring.

[pimpinprelude]

"pdigg is gonna whore the shit out of this thread..... lol... I still remember the last one................ ha ha"
lol me too
haha silly jive turkey

[Fatal070]

you guys are weak you shouldn't be allowed to speak
out with the old and in with the new
you guys are like blood stains that won’t go away
but im here to throw your asses the fuck OUT
so if I were u I would step back let the new talent shine
you can’t even look at me getting blinded
if.. u ..you ..should ..be.. lucky ..enough.. to ..catch a glance
be sure u mother fuckers are gonna get sprayed
don’t be afraid everyone’s gotta die someday and your day is gonna be today
u need to understand its nothing personal
but u guys just can't hang
your just to old kinda like mold
kinda like the smell of your girls shit after im heating it up because she loves when im beaten it up...
im sorry I see that tear damn I know your feeling fear right now but u know PAC told me 2 "ride on my enemies”

uuhhhuhh LOL :D :D :D :D

[Wren57]

What was that, did you hear something?
I think I did, this kid tryin be punking
The fact is you got no clue,
You're young and brave,
But if you only knew
The man you are against don't take no shit
So when you spout lyrics, try not to spit
Cause if you do, turn around
I'm blastin your ass, and droppin you down
I don't need you playa hatin on me
When you the one chillin with Ice-T
I'm the new style, fresh out the kitchen
So sit down, get a pencil, open up and listen
If you really wanna do this, if you feel you must
Keep it up son, I'll boom, you'll bust
I hate to do it, I really do
Oh what am I sayin, I hate you too!

[AkimboStylee]

how can that be

maniflod damage caused floor board to fly out at a hundred forty

whats with the illest things

how he know you fried those pis-ton rings
rice,rice,baby

you never know whats going to happen when pass that airplane on wheels,

but when they here the blow off vale it will make them stand on thier heels

i know this isnt a good rhyme

but i hope youve had a good time

stay tuned for the next rap

cause we know that this rhyme is crap!

gave it my best shot

[Kool-Aid]

Interesting stuff...anymore???

[Wren57]

I'll go some more when I get competition. ;)

[Kool-Aid]

Dizamn... :toofunny:

[thermal]

come on pdigg.........

[Fatal070]

Competition WHAT!
YOu little bitch you need to pack you bags
the turkey needle poped you shit is done
dont even even try to run ill catch you so fast
i wont even break a sweat
u'll be crying while im walking up to you
while ur layn in your own puddle of blood
man i knew u were a dud
you think your tuff
but the truth is your soft as your mothers shit
dont even post back you know
"ITS OVER ITS MY TURN NOW MOVE OVER":yes:

[esthirteen]

that aint even rhymes, you little bitch
dont go cry to your mommy, you little snitch
dont make me throw your ass in a ditch,
highlander, your rhymes are flat out wack!
you better shut-up before you get e-smacked!
oh and your mom called, she wants her car back!

all i could think of and all in good fun

[MAXed Out]

Highlander u had ur ass handed to u by es!

[Kool-Aid]

Haaaaaa...you got jokes and rhymes...let's hear something else...

[JDMFantasy2k]

Now lemme jump in the ring n show ya how to box,
after readin your shit, i'd swear you guys smoked rocks,
i may be a newbie, i may be slick
but ya'll betta listen up cause i'm the shit
i spit it faster than ya read, faster than you think,
because alls i know, is that you guys fucking stink

word bitch

[Kool-Aid]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha...:D

[esthirteen]

your right, you are the shit
you smell like it and look like it
your mom called too,
she also said you smell like pooh-pooh
ha, you are a newbie you faggit
running around with all the gay guys,
playing 'tag your it!'
i see you drive a civic
you know thats code name for slow, right?
i better stop now before we get into fight

[Kool-Aid]

You sayin my Civc is slow?
Well not until I put in that turbo....
Ha ha ha ha ha....girly rhyme... ;)

[esthirteen]

calm down, it was just a joke
whats coming out your ears?, is that smoke?
i know its not slow, faster then mine
but my car will still do just fine

[Kool-Aid]

Ha ha ha... ;)

[sohc_vtec 2NR]

dayum esthirteen got mad flow! ;)

[Kool-Aid]

All these guys got mad flow...I think. :yes:

[JDMFantasy2k]

What's that i hear? You're dissin my ride?
after i'm done with you you'll commit suicide,
who are you to dis my wheels,
alls i see in your sig is the matchbox car you got with your happy meal!
You ain't got nothin, lookin like you're frontin
cause we all know that i'm the one stuntin
Now i must go, on my way,
and you get my vote, as the gay man of the day :yes:

[esthirteen]

at least i can afford a happy meal
at least i dont have to steal
oh and i collect matchbox cars
are you black? cause it looks like you got sars
i am dissin your ride
so step aside
and let the king pass by

[JDMFantasy2k]

Bitch you're talkin about stealin, and crying about sars
but you're the one dealin for cash, so get back in your shitty car.
In case you haven't heard the king is dead
i shot that bitch up, 9 times in the head
and speaking of rides, you mom makes a nice one
especially when i come home and she says "hey hun"
and while i'm at his house, hittin that shit
juvenille here is playin with toy cars, sad isn't it?
and no i'm not black, i don't have to be
cause you got nothing, so all that's left is ME

[esthirteen]

you didnt shoot him, cause im still here
dont be afraid, theres no reason to be in fear
my car is pretty shitty
but you know whats a big pitty
is the fact that your trying to act like diddy
yea, my mom said you couldnt get hard
and also that your a fucking retard
with a ugly ass car

[JDMFantasy2k]

You think i'm a pity? You think i act like Diddy?
Damn straight I do cause he raps better than you don't he?
your rhymes are wack, you prolly smoke crack
and i'm gonna burn you so bad you won't have a comeback
I own this shit nigga, you might as well sit down
Cause if i keep goin i'm sendin your ass back to P-town!
And What are you 40? And On welfare?
Well i don't fucking care, get a job scumbag
and stop nailin that 63 year old hag.
Now quit bitchin about your mom
we all know your pissed cause she wants you gone, from her basement
and you're out of place man
cause you're the fucking retard that can't rap, I CAN


(for anyone who doesn't know, P-Town, is actually Provincetown, located on cape cod in massachusetts, which is known for it's high concentration of gay people)

[link]

fuck this page - its all games
you cant play cuz i say
what u spittin? knock knock jokes?
I CANT TAKE IT! i need some coke
sniff a lil somethin and get high
just to pretend your shit is flyyyyyyy

[link]

try to out do me and see what happens
i may suck a dick but yall suck at rappin

[Rob]

Originally posted by link
i may suck a dick but yall suck at rappin
wow...:bow:

[thermal]

pdigg... i know that you are here.....

[esthirteen]

pdiggs aint got nothin'
hes out with a guy, fluffin'
i know i cant rap, and i know it sounds like crap
but you know your mom still lets me hit that
your dad shouldv'e wore a rubber hat
i thiink i lost my flow
so ima bout to go, and fuck your hoe

[JDMFantasy2k]

I must say that shit is whack,
i guess you weren't kiddin about smokin crack
after hearin link's rhymes
i think it's time,
to send a bullet through his mind.
He's got no rhythm, got no rhyme
And i'm kickin everyone's asses this time,
And i'll give some respect to esthirteen
even though he's a pussy who thinks he's mean,
cause we're the ones keepin this thread alive
so fuck this shit, i'm goin for a drive.

[JDMFantasy2k]

Wow this thread's dead,
i'm about ready to go to bed.
Not that i was really awake anyway,
I think we need PDiggs to come and save the day.
Afterall i've never heard him spit,
chances are, he's full of shit,
so all i'm sayin now
step up, if you know how
Bring it on bitches, i'll show you up
i'll leave you with stitches, so show me your stuff.

[Rob]

Originally posted by JDMFantasy2k
after hearin link's rhymes
i think it's time,
to send a bullet through his mind.

uhh...Sir Rapsalot....link is a chick.....

[JDMFantasy2k]

Sir Rapsalot.... haha that's funny

uhh my b, didn't know, thought it was kinda weird that they said they like the dick :rolleyes:

[Rob]

Originally posted by JDMFantasy2k
Sir Rapsalot.... haha that's funny

uhh my b, didn't know, thought it was kinda weird that they said they like the dick :rolleyes:
guess she's just a woman that knows what she likes...;)

[Kool-Aid]

Im chillin in the desert and it is damn hot
I wish I was in the states, where I am not
when I get home Imma take a long ass shower
After I get done Imma go to Red Lobster and devour
Imma go shoppin for some clothes so I can go clubbin...
Which one of you sexy men wants to come to Vegas to give me some lovin??? ;)

A lil' somethin somethin from the middle east...:)

[JDMFantasy2k]

Damn girl, that's what i like to hear
if i was with you, you'd have nothing to fear
now i got shit to do, and i'll be back later
and i'll go jedi on your asses, like darth vader.

[pdiggitydogg]

Originally posted by thermalfi'd16
pdigg... i know that you are here.....

Not really...Ive only read through the 1st page.
I did promise that Id do it only once.

I know Im better than everyone else anyways
"oops pow surprise! ooooooooooo"

[JDMFantasy2k]

How do we know if Pdiggs is for real?
i wanna hear this nigga rap, so here's the deal
I'm keepin this shit goin, and i need some help
so gimme what you got, but don't holler and yelp
So give it what you got and just jump in the ring,
spit out a few verses and lemme hear you sing!

[juvenile]

JDM, sit down shut up and just listen
stop clowing around, you're a rookie and your pussy's missin
Stop droolin over Kool-Aid you fuckin cake
it looks like your water is about to break
plus, this isn't "I need a girl pt 3" sorry you're no pdiddy
that dog has flows, hoes and enough dinaros to step on each one of your toes
and all this talk of "his car's shit but mine godsent"
should be left to the pros with real cars and not from Budget on rent
For all of you clowns that means wren's the only one left
the 350 is a real car and a bet setter
it's not like your little fucking grocery getter
and please stop talking about me playing with toy cars
you're upset since your grounded due to your bad report cards
oh that's right, you think you're cool because of your bad marks
since you wannabe like shawn desman...hey that guy takes it up the arse
and what's with all this harpin over the lyrical tops dogs
pdigg's will school and run laps on all of you fools
he's just saving his breath for a real challenge and a good mc
notice how he only replied to wren and me
I've said it once and I'll say it again
you can talk shit but be ready to eat it too
since your own shit will be sent right back to you
I'm done with this for now till I see real lyrics
not by some high school kid thinking he's the don doing it for kicks
oh and I'll leave you with one last line
the difference between your women and mine
is like canned tuna to black caviar marinated in expensive wine

[esthirteen]

id have to say juvenile is the best
he'll outrap me and all the rest, and jdm is a fucking pest
i am a high school kid doing this for kicks
but jdm's mom still lets me suck her tits
my shitmobile is a grocery-getter
and i know highlanders car is better
but who spent more? and whos got all the whores?
who can get a swap and be faster without anymore?
juvenile was sticking up for highlander alot
highlander probably lets juvenile smoke his pot
my girlfriends pussy smells like tuna
be right back after i watch supertuner!


lol

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by pdiggitydogg
"oops pow surprise! ooooooooooo"

LMFAO! Nice way to weasel a Chappelle Show reference in there.

[JDMFantasy2k]

Looks like i'm outgunned once again,
But you guys gotta stop worshiping wren,
his rhymes may flow, cause they got go
but for 17 i'm all right ya know?
And althoguh juvenille may be a conniseour,
i'll just let you all know, his mom's a whore
And i'm glad es13 is with my mom,
it's shit like that that makes me hit the bong.
But whatever you bitches i'm gonna leave,
Let me know if there's anything you need,
i'm gettin tired,
time to put out the fire.
my flow is dyiing,
so i'll quit trying.
Fun while it lasted, but i'm burnt out
but don't think i'm a bitch who's going home to pout.
peace

[AkimboStylee]

you aint got nothin
haha you just strait frontin
you know youre gonna pout
cause thats what you all about
by the way japan called, they want thier rice back
unless you got something to say ill see you at the track
yeah go hit your bong
while i keep singing my song
we all know you cant rap
so why should read your crap
i leave you with this
leave this rap shit alone
go and throw your dog a bone
i think this thread should be closed
cause all you whorein' out the nose

[Wren57]

I can't believe my eyes, Can't believe what I see
Did your mommy really let you out in the street?
Cause this is HST, in case you haven't heard
When we throw down, it's completely absurd
Haven't slept all week, haven't lost my high
Rollin a blunt now, head between her thighs
She like it like that, at least thats what it seems
When she cryin out, nails tearin at the sheets
While you sit at home, Xbox at hand
Beatin off, dreamin dreams of my land
So until you got somethin to say,
something real, not play,
Keep playing with yourself,
we know you like it that way

[juvenile]

It's over ladies and gentlemen....we've officially "toor the roof off" once again! :bandit:

[AkimboStylee]

what do you mean tis over
it aint over till the fat woman sings
who cares that we toor the roof off
were all just getting started
and the party has begun

[Wren57]

You see what I see?
I can't believe this punk just said "we"
Because as everyone knows, it was Juve and me
So if you wanna go a few more
Keep pushing your luck
Ill show you the door
Then your girlfriend I'll fuck
Cause I'm in no damned mood
To toy with a peasant tonight
They got blood in their stool
From this one giant fight
You see, when I battle
I go the whole way, while you play with a rattle
Don't get in my face or I'll break you down
Makin your friends look at you like a clown
So see this, if you can
I'm the man where I stand
Get used to the fact
That I'm real and you're whack

[AkimboStylee]

im wack
you better take that comment back
you can have my girl
or i should say my ex
cause afterall she is not in it for the sex
ya dumbass your right i said we
you and your friends jump with glad whopp-ee
there i said it you have a battle
know you go and play with the rattle

[Kool-Aid]

I think all of you guys got rhymes...ya all got my props...:yes:

[esthirteen]

highlander, thats your moms legs your between
i know your a feen, but please god damn dont be mean
i know your better, cause your cars got leather,
but you know that its really pleather.
it has been me and JDM the whole way through,
so shutup before you get hit with a shoe
this is no battle, its just fun and games
so please dont blame, the one with game
oohhh, you got a grounding kit,
is it your grandmother that tought you to knit?
you can have my girlfriend, shes a slut
but i thought id let you know, shes got a loose butt.
i know im the don wan,
although for some reason, i still play with poke-mon
its ok though,
because at the end of the day, JDM is the one who needs a tow
i dont see why though, cause his car is obviously slow
so bow down to the master,
and tell your girlfriend to suck me faster.

[JDMFantasy2k]

Guys betta watch out for esthirteen
looks like hes finally startin to get mean,
oh look, you've done it again,
i'm jumpin back in to tear you up wren,
And i'm glad to see everyone hates my ride
maybe i should invest in some nitrous oxide
But whatever everyone i have nothing to prove
except for the fact that matt had better move
cause if he keeps this shit up he's bound to loose.

(and then he can go home and play with his pokemon:rolleyes: )

[esthirteen]

hey JDM how you know my name today?
stalking me? hoping im gay?
sorry to tell you that im not
you should go to highlanders, he'll give you all he's got
you should get nitrous oxide
but you'll still see me pass you on your right side
hey Kool-Aid, im gonna come to Vegas to meet you
i'll bring my friend, so you can give him head too
then we can all hang out at the zoo
oohhh, and highlander your mom goes mmmmmoooooo!
she does it when i stick in her ass
it hurts her so much, she hopes the time will pass


(not meant to offend anyone (koolaid or highlander))

[JDMFantasy2k]

Bitch i know all about you fool,
i know that you're a fucking tool,
your mom told me some interesting things,
like how you collect bug plugs, dildos, and cock rings!
I owned this shit before, and i'll rule it again
but first i'm gonna send you back to your play pen!
so now you may sit down, you pathetic shit
cause bitch i'm so hott you need an oven mitt!

[AkimboStylee]

i think i better leave cause i aint with it
cause es and j, your raps are just shit
like theyve said before, and i will say it again
wheres pdiggs when we need him

[Kool-Aid]

You had better be careful what you say esthirteen...you might get your feelinz hurt
you say some shit like that about me again...I'll drag your ass out into the dirt
I don't give head to just anybody...
so when I'll actually do it
it'll be someone I love...a SOMEBODY...
so you can dog out all these guys and their rhymes
but don't come around my neck of the woods because Kool-Aid ain't got the damn time...

[esthirteen]

i think its my time to stop this, nice ryhmes guys.
Peace!

[Kool-Aid]

Ha ha ha...

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by esthirteen
i think its my time to stop this, nice ryhmes guys.
Peace!

Was it ever time to start? This is worse than the last one which was weak and sophmoric to say the least. It ain't exactly freestyle if you can sit at your keyboard and mull over the line for 30 minutes, no is it?

[Kool-Aid]

I didn't mull over my lines for even 5 minutes...

[Wren57]

I don't mull my lines
They flow straight like good wine
If you think my rhymes off
If you think they don't belong
If you think I write em like a sloth
Better realize, you are wrong
Cause I am the king of the castle
So bow down to the master
I got so many skills,
You can't even see me
Cause I pop so many pills
Lit like a Christmas tree
See I'm fucked up right now
Sippin on some Coors Light
Chillin wit my whole crowd
all day and all night
But if you still talk shit
If you feel you gotta bone
I stuff dick in your clit
Then I take your mom home
So what, now you wanna fight?
Cause I prove you wrong?
Cause you full of fright?
Imma take a hit of this bong
And finish this song
If you still wanna go a few
You can find me smokin hydro
Ladies with me, not you
So go home, ho-mo

[juvenile]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
Was it ever time to start? This is worse than the last one which was weak and sophmoric to say the least. It ain't exactly freestyle if you can sit at your keyboard and mull over the line for 30 minutes, no is it?
It was done just for the fun of it, and esthirteen was just saying that he was done. I think people realize that we're not the next rap superstars and that this is just for fun and some jokes. I don't get why you have to get so uptight about this and complain at every opportunity that you get about these threads (and there have only been 2 of them so far). If you're not really into this, you don't have to participate but that doesn't mean you have to bitch to others that they're part of it. You're a smart and great person but realx a little sometime :yes:

[GT40FIED]

Dude...it ain't about being uptight...I just hate to see hip hop bastardized like this. If the shits flowed well it'd be different. But this stuff is just weak. I mean like geriatric ward weak. And then people call it "freestyle". WTF? Freestyle is like battle raps. You can't do it on a computer. It completely loses it's authenticity. To me, this thread is just one big joke...and not even a good one.

[esthirteen]

Wow, what a poor sport. Its just here to have fun and take shots at the other people without getting in trouble. I never said my rhymes were good or anything like that. Sorry were not as good as the famous eminem. heh..

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by esthirteen
Sorry were not as good as the famous eminem. heh..

Oh no...you're actually much better than Eminem.:yes:

[JDMFantasy2k]

Well wren i must say,
that was the best verse of the day
this man's got class, he's got some style
while esthirteen is rolling around in a dog pile!
but i got nothing else to say
so for now i'm gonna go on my way.

[AkimboStylee]

i think it is time to close thread, i mean it is just a horeing thread, so i think.....

[JDMFantasy2k]

yea i'll second it, it's done.

[Kool-Aid]

Just know that we all had fun...I laughed at all ya rhymes...and I thought they were creative...it's not like we're tryin to get famous or anything anyway...do what we gotta do...right?