11" weiner

[V8killimports]

If you guys look around, they have improved penile implants quite a bit lately. Supposedly they can add whatever you want with various techniques. What do you guys and girls think of a penile implant? Say your husband/bf had about 5" but you like 10"? Would you suggest an implant? I was thinking of adding 2" myself and rounding it off to a full 10"

[ohiochica]

bigger is not better......

[SolPol]

Well now that depends on the girls doesn't it. I'd be willing to bet BlackWolf would disagree. So she's said anyway.

[V8killimports]

Originally posted by ohiochica
bigger is not better......

Some women say that others say it does matter.. I think it's a mixture

[BlackWolf]

OHHHOOOHHH, I beg to differ, size DOES matter!! :yes: :yes:

If I was dating someone who was ...um....vertically challenged...yes, I would want him to get one. Not just for me but for himself too. The loads of self confidence it can change for a man can be in a good way.....a VERY good way.......LET IT SWING BABY!!! ;) :yes:

[Wren57]

WOW, I can't believe anyone would consider anything like this. I'm not gigantic by any means, but I have more than enough to fill up most girls. I don't even know what the hell a 'penile implant' is. Are you talking about like somethign injected or what? I'm not doing anything with my penis other than what it was made for;)... ouch.

[GT40FIED]

Penis implants are just no good. If you're not hung then you should consider yourself s.o.l. There's just too much to lose...loss of feeling, abnormal shaping, scar tissue formation. You really want any of that associated with your wang?

[cashizslick]

:crazy:

[Grip72]

girls want girth..not length

[B16DoHcCrx033003]

only bad thing about girth, (not for us guys) but for girl but 2 many times fawking a guy that has a rly wide dick, the girl ends up flapping in the wind if you know what i mean, their just beat looksl ike some old chewed up bubble gum....

[juvenile]

You watch WAY too much porn! :D haha
Anyways, if a girl is that loose, then at that point she had too much sex with too many different guys IMO

[V8killimports]

Originally posted by Accord17
girls want girth..not length


uhh.. yes they enlarge you both ways ...figure about 75% of your length with be your girth.. so 9" would almost be 7" around.

[Grip72]

wow..crazyness

girls just want a short THICK stub..lol 1" long by 12" around :confused:

[B16DoHcCrx033003]

also known as a "choad"

[Kalvin]

I don't know.. what are you going to do with a 11" penis? How deep is an average girl's pussy... about 8 or 9 inches? Ever watch porn and the guy can't fit it all in because he is too long? I find it pretty funny.... I'm like come on, shove it all the way in! But seriously, will your gf like you slamming against her cervix?

Hopefully penile implants have improved... I remember reading about one that went wrong in Maxim several years back. The description of it was pretty :pukey

[ChrisCantSkate]

i thought they had pills for this now

[Racing Rice]

Seriously I dont want anything over 8 inches.. It seems like 11 inches would just "be in the way" for the lack of better words. Ive been told 8 is the perfect length by multiple women.;)

[pdiggitydogg]

The pills dont work. I mean how are a bunch of herbs going to make a specific part of your body grow? Not gonna happen.
Implants, however, will work... Though I wouldnt be doing it. with all the free nerves that are in the penis, hacking into it wouldnt be the worlds best idea.....byebye sensation

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by ChrisCantSkate
i thought they had pills for this now

Like Pdiggs said...they don't work for shit. They're just a bunch of herbs (usually principally yohimbe bark and damiane) All they do is dialate your blood vessels to increase blood flow to your wang. There's really now way that the blood can force the corpus cavernosum to enlarge so you might get harder than usual, but you won't get longer. The only natural way to do this (as I believe I've mentioned before) is called jelqing. Don't as me how to do it...that's why your computer has a search function and google is your friend.

[ohiochica]

lol i figured blackwolfe would disagree. i am definately not a large female so when with a large guy i get tore up easily. anyways.......

and kalvin said it best...."But seriously, will your gf like you slamming against her cervix?"

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by Kalvin
But seriously, will your gf like you slamming against her cervix?


Much like ohiochica, I'll second that. Seriously man, most girls aren't that "deep". I hit my ex gf's cervix once during sex and she swore that getting hit there must be what guys feel when they get kicked in the nuts. Besides, Blackwolf aside, most chicks will run screaming from anything bigger than 9" or so.

[wal]

at the end of the day anything bigger than 9" is a weapon ya could knock ya lass out with it. i wouldn't even consider getting an implant because of alll the risks and plus the fact ya might end up with a 11" curve, no thanks

[cashizslick]

Originally posted by V8killimports
uhh.. yes they enlarge you both ways ...figure about 75% of your length with be your girth.. so 9" would almost be 7" around.

Ya, the only problem is its ALWAYS hard lol - thats like walkin around with a loaded gun.

[cashizslick]

Originally posted by ohiochica
lol i figured blackwolfe would disagree. i am definately not a large female so when with a large guy i get tore up easily. anyways.......

and kalvin said it best...."But seriously, will your gf like you slamming against her cervix?"


. . . . . . . . . . . word. Most girls are (in the words of my ex) "Tiny down there . . . . you cant just shove something in like that!" [/myex]

Personally, if she's not a slut or hasnt had sex with mad guys then NOBODY has anything to worry about in the "output" area lol.

[BlackWolf]

Originally posted by ohiochica

and kalvin said it best...."But seriously, will your gf like you slamming against her cervix?"


My ex used to hit it all the time and it NEVER hurt. Not even the first time. Oh, I could tell when he was hitting it but it was more that I could feel the pressure but not the pain. Wierd. I guess everyone is built different........

[Racing Rice]

Once again, you have to keep in mind that your just a freak!:nana:

[BlackWolf]

ABSOFUCKINLUTLEY my dear....................... :yes: :kiss:

[Kool-Aid]

Well...if a guy was about 5 and he needed to get bigger...I would say that he should add a couple more inches to it if he wanted to...or if he was up for it. I think 11 would be way too big...even for me...unless you were messin with this porn star who can handle it...but I don't think the average girl could hangle 11 inches...I would say that a guy would be perfect at about 7 to 9 inches...comin from a girl here!!!;)

[nindoo]

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[GT40FIED]

Congrats nindoo...you've shown an incredible proficiency for using ebaumsworld to make perfectly meaningless posts.:rolleyes:

[nindoo]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
Congrats nindoo...you've shown an incredible proficiency for using ebaumsworld to make perfectly meaningless posts.:rolleyes:

You noticed, :yes:

I was bored at work

[GT40FIED]

:thumbsup:

[Kool-Aid]

Silly guys!!!!:cool:

[Fatal070]

well im def pretty confident i dont need that im not hudge but im in pretty good shape if anyone has a wendys ... u know the BIGGIE SIZE CUP hahah well there you have it ahahha .... LOL :yes:

[V8killimports]

Originally posted by Fatal070
well im def pretty confident i dont need that im not hudge but im in pretty good shape if anyone has a wendys ... u know the BIGGIE SIZE CUP hahah well there you have it ahahha .... LOL :yes:

... so went your dream...

[Kool-Aid]

HA ha ha...that's funny...you should let a girl decide whether it's the Biggie Size Cup you claim it to be...:yes:

[nindoo]

Originally posted by Kool-Aid
HA ha ha...that's funny...you should let a girl decide whether it's the Biggie Size Cup you claim it to be...:yes:

Its funny when everyone(Every Dude) says they have huge equipment and its super super functional.

I wonder how much of it is exaggeration.

[Fatal070]

LOL

[Kool-Aid]

Exactly...thats why Im sayin...let a girl decide that...you'll get the real info on yo di*k...;)

[Wren57]

Heh, I used to hit my GFs cervix every now and then. She said it hurt, but not so much to make the sex uncomfy. She said it was more of like a biting thing, it kinda felt good and was kinky;). I have no problem with my size, I just wish I could have multiple orgasms. I always get grandeose ideas of going all night or 3 times or whatever, then 30-45 minutes later when I'm done, even if I do my damndest to keep going I'm so exhausted that I just pass out... if only there were a cure for this I'd be a happy happy man. :D

[mylittlecivic]

my bf is about 8" and im very happy with that so far

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by highlander
I just wish I could have multiple orgasms.

It's actually very possible with enough pracd it rules.:D

[Kool-Aid]

Well...how can I say this...my spot, or my sensitive area is real deep inside so I have to have something to "accomodate" my insides...and I heard that when a guy "gets his"...the D*ck gets all sensitive and you can't keep goin...;)

[GT40FIED]

Well...you do have to slow down for a second. It's called a non-ejaculatory orgasm. You don't necessarily cum...but you sure as hell feel like you did and you don't go limp. It takes a lot of pratice and exercise, but it's very possible.

As for becoming more sensitive right afterwords...this is true. On that note I'd like to make a plea to all of you ladies out there. When you're going down on a guy and he climaxes....STOP SUCKING. It's very uncomfortable. If you're eating a popsicle and you finish it do you keep sucking on the stick? Don't get me wrong, we're very appreciative for all of your work and most of us will gladly return the favor...but go easy on our wangs while their in your mouth.:thumbsup:

[Violent Apathy]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
As for becoming more sensitive right afterwords...this is true. On that note I'd like to make a plea to all of you ladies out there. When you're going down on a guy and he climaxes....STOP SUCKING. It's very uncomfortable. If you're eating a popsicle and you finish it do you keep sucking on the stick? Don't get me wrong, we're very appreciative for all of your work and most of us will gladly return the favor...but go easy on our wangs while their in your mouth.:thumbsup:

I agree!

[Kool-Aid]

That's hilarious. My boyfriend, ex-boyfriend now, was my first blowjob and I think I sucked...even though he said it was great...I knew it wasn't. I have done it to him a couple of times but I never went all the way, instead, I would just get on top of him and take care of the business...but thanks for the info...what makes it so uncomfortable?

[Wren57]

Agreed GT40... although I'd rather have a blowjob that was continued at that moment than no blowjob at all. ;) It is uncomfortable because the head of the penis gets incredibly sensitive upon ejaculation, and if somethign that sensitive is being sucked on, it is uncomfy. Once I'm done, I prefer to be licked rather than sucked... just a tip for all the ladies out there. ;)

ps; swallow. NO kissing afterwards...:pukey

[V8killimports]

Originally posted by highlander
Agreed GT40... although I'd rather have a blowjob that was continued at that moment than no blowjob at all. ;) It is uncomfortable because the head of the penis gets incredibly sensitive upon ejaculation, and if somethign that sensitive is being sucked on, it is uncomfy. Once I'm done, I prefer to be licked rather than sucked... just a tip for all the ladies out there. ;)

ps; swallow. NO kissing afterwards...:pukey

And now I'm off to shoot myself.

[Kool-Aid]

Hmmm.....very interesting...:yes: