drdingo21
12-31-2003, 09:05 AM
Seen this on superhonda
Originally posted by Sad Clown
Wow. :err Ok, so I've known this girl online for about a year and we decide to meet up. Last weekend was canceled because she had bronchitis, so on a spur of the moment I drove 5 hours to stay the weekend with her after work today. :tu right? NO. I get there at about 10pm and she meets me in her parking lot apartment complex... I see her and her shadow looks, well, BIG. So I get in the car and NOOOO, she's HUGE. :um Her breasts were like, popping out of her top because of the weight she gained and it made me want to vomit. Plus, it appeared she had three pillows now for a stomach, grr. Right then I was already like f*ck, what am I going to do... I told her I'd stay until Sunday and it's only Friday night. :eek We end up going bowling and I'm playing it off and being nice, being talkative and such. But, each time I threw the bowling ball at the pins, inside my mind I was thinking of an escape plan. So we go to walmart ( What the f*ck? ) to get some color for her hair, because she ****ed it up earlier and it was too blonde, then we get back and I'm killing time trying to figure out what I'm going to do. So I'm standing around looking at pictures and the rest of the apartment, and then she's like well you can watch TV while I add the color to my hair and I was like, cool ( and here is where my opportunity came to play ). So I'm like, "Hey, I'm going to go grab my cell phone charger and a pair of sweats from my car, cool?" So I grab my bag and bounce the f*ck out. :um So basically, I drove 5 hours there, hung out for 2 some hours, bounced and drove 5 hours back. RIDICULOUS. Not to mention I drove through some crazy ass snowstorm, which was worse on the way back. I feel terrible... but I couldn't stay. I'll probably go to hell now. :td I'm thinking about calling her or emailing her and telling her I sh*t myself and was too embarrassed to come back to her place... because she probably thinks some crackhead stabbed me and stole my car. Damn me. :idiots
And she called and left him messages.
http://home.comcast.net/~mrglude/Melissa.mp3
Originally posted by Sad Clown
Wow. :err Ok, so I've known this girl online for about a year and we decide to meet up. Last weekend was canceled because she had bronchitis, so on a spur of the moment I drove 5 hours to stay the weekend with her after work today. :tu right? NO. I get there at about 10pm and she meets me in her parking lot apartment complex... I see her and her shadow looks, well, BIG. So I get in the car and NOOOO, she's HUGE. :um Her breasts were like, popping out of her top because of the weight she gained and it made me want to vomit. Plus, it appeared she had three pillows now for a stomach, grr. Right then I was already like f*ck, what am I going to do... I told her I'd stay until Sunday and it's only Friday night. :eek We end up going bowling and I'm playing it off and being nice, being talkative and such. But, each time I threw the bowling ball at the pins, inside my mind I was thinking of an escape plan. So we go to walmart ( What the f*ck? ) to get some color for her hair, because she ****ed it up earlier and it was too blonde, then we get back and I'm killing time trying to figure out what I'm going to do. So I'm standing around looking at pictures and the rest of the apartment, and then she's like well you can watch TV while I add the color to my hair and I was like, cool ( and here is where my opportunity came to play ). So I'm like, "Hey, I'm going to go grab my cell phone charger and a pair of sweats from my car, cool?" So I grab my bag and bounce the f*ck out. :um So basically, I drove 5 hours there, hung out for 2 some hours, bounced and drove 5 hours back. RIDICULOUS. Not to mention I drove through some crazy ass snowstorm, which was worse on the way back. I feel terrible... but I couldn't stay. I'll probably go to hell now. :td I'm thinking about calling her or emailing her and telling her I sh*t myself and was too embarrassed to come back to her place... because she probably thinks some crackhead stabbed me and stole my car. Damn me. :idiots
And she called and left him messages.
http://home.comcast.net/~mrglude/Melissa.mp3