i almost feel bad laughing at this...

[ChrisCantSkate]

http://www.gravett.org/pc/archives/santa-jessica.jpg

[ebpda9]

LMFAO

[Kyle]

hahaha

[95mr2turbo]

hahahaha nice!

[juvenile]

Dear Santa,
I've written you for three years now asking for a fire truck. Please, I really
really want a fire truck this year!
Love, Joey

Dear Joey,
Let me make it up to you. Christmas Eve, while you sleep, I'm gonna torch your house.
You'll have more fire trucks than you'll know what to do with.
Santa

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Dear Santa,
I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and
daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do.
Love, Teddy

Dear Teddy,
What, and ruin that hot affair your dad's still having with the babysitter? He's banging
her like a screen door in a hurricane, son! Let me get you some nice Legos instead.
Santa

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Dear Santa,
I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for your
reindeer outside the backdoor.
Love, Susan

Dear Susan,
Milk gives me the shits and carrots make the reindeer fart in my face. You want
to be a kiss-ass? Leave me a bottle of Jaegermeister and a couple of Cohibas!
Santa

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Dear Santa,
I really really want a puppy this year. Please, please, please, PLEASE!
Jimmy


Jimmy,
That whiney-begging shit may work with your folks, but that crap don't work up here.
You're getting a sweater again.
Santa

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Dear Santa,
What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you making toys?
Your friend, Thomas

Dear Thomas,
All toys get made in China. I have a condo in Vegas, where I spend most my time
squeezing cocktail waitresses asses, and losing all my cash at the craps table.
Hey, YOU wanted to know!
Santa

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Dear Santa,
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur for Xmas. Iv ben a good boy all yeer.
YeR FReND, BiLLy

Dear Billy,
Nice spelling. You're on your way to being a career lawncare specialist. How
'bout I send you a f------ book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving
your older brother the space ranger, at least HE can spell!
Santa

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Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace
and joy in the world for everybody!
Love, Sarah

Dear Sarah,
Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they?
Santa

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Dear Santa,
I need more Harry Potter cards please! All my friends have
more Harry Potter cards than me. Please see what you can do.
Love, Michelle

Dear Michelle,
It blows my f------ mind. Kids are forcing their parents to buy hundreds of dollars
worth of these stupid cards, and none of you snot-nosed brats are even learning
to play the game. Let me get you something more your speed, like "Chutes
and Ladders."
Santa

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Dear Santa,
I want a new bike, playstation, a train, some G.I. Joes, a dog, a drum kit,
a pony and a tuba.
Love, Francis

Dear Francis,
Who in the hell names their kid "Francis" nowadays?
Santa

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Dear Santa,
Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're awake,
like in the song?
Love, Jessica

Dear Jessica,
Are you that gullible? Good luck in whatever you do, I'm skipping your house!
Santa

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Dearest Santa,
We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get into our home?
Love, Marky

Mark,
Firstly, stop calling yourself "Marky"; that's why you're getting your ass whipped
at school. Secondly, you don't live in a house, that's a low-rent apartment complex
you're living in. Thirdly, I get inside your pad just like all the burglars do, through
your bedroom window. Sweet Dreams!
Santa

[ChrisCantSkate]

haha i liked the firetruck one the best... but they were all funny

[94_AcCoRd_EX]

Ahaha LMAO :D

[mylittlecivic]

hahah the fire one was funny. There is a ton of those