work vs prsion

[ebpda9]

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>Just in case you ever got the two mixed up,
>this should make things a bit more clear...
>
>IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell;
>AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
>
>IN PRISON... you get three meals a day;
>AT WORK... you only get a break for one meal
> and you have to pay for it.
>
>IN PRISON... you get time off for good behavior;
>AT WORK...you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
>
>
>IN PRISON... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you;
>AT WORK... you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for
>yourself.
>
>IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games;
>AT WORK... you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
>
>
>IN PRISON... you get your own toilet;
>AT WORK... you have to share
>
>
>IN PRISON... they allow your family and friends to visit;
>AT WORK... you can't even speak to your family.
>
>
>IN PRISON... all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required;
>AT WORK... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they
>deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
>
>
>IN PRISON... you spend most of your life looking through bars from inside
>wanting to get out.
>AT WORK... you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside
>bars.
>
>
>IN PRISON... there are wardens.
>AT WORK...they are called managers.
>
>
>But cheer up, because
>IN PRISON... you have to stay all the time.
>AT WORK...you get to go home sometimes.

[mylittlecivic]

lol that is funny, at least theirs nothing in there about gay inmates:pukey

[94_AcCoRd_EX]

hehe :D

[pdiggitydogg]

one of the only times I like my job...freedom (relatively)
good list though...makes you think

[Loki]

My work experience is a little different than some of the questions. Ah yes, viva la red lobster!!!:pukey

>IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell;
>AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 4'x4' area with dishwashers, bakers, backup cooks, and managers constantly getting in your way at the most inopportune times.

>IN PRISON... you get three meals a day;
>AT WORK... you can get a meal...if you pay for it!

>IN PRISON... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you;
>AT WORK... the back door is locked with an alarm. To get it opened to run the grease out a manager has to open the door for you. Typically absurd amounts of whining are common with the managers for having to do this,

IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games;
>AT WORK... you get fired for...swearing.

IN PRISON... you get your own toilet;
>AT WORK... the fry cook cleans the toilets and never gets time to use them.

But cheer up, because
>IN PRISON... you have to stay all the time.
>AT WORK...you get called in all the time to fry even though the douche bag store manager said they don't actually need a fry cook on the line. Explain that one to me.

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by mylittlecivic
lol that is funny, at least theirs nothing in there about gay inmates:pukey

Yeah...I was starting to wonder where rape would factor into this. I've never been raped at work...but the night is still young.

And Loki...it's called higher education. Look into it.

[Loki]

Originally posted by GT40FIED

And Loki...it's called higher education. Look into it.

I did. I have one year left actually.

[MAXed Out]

I love my time usually passes faster cause i drive other people's car like a maniac and make money at the same time. ;)

[V8killimports]

> IN PRISON...You get it in the butt.
>AT WORK...You don't

[mylittlecivic]

lol gross. You all know the song date rape by sublime?

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by mylittlecivic
lol gross. You all know the song date rape by sublime?

If it wasn't for date rape, I wouldn't get laid.

[94_AcCoRd_EX]

Originally posted by mylittlecivic
lol gross. You all know the song date rape by sublime?

Oh yeah, a classic :)