Santa's Satanic Ties

[Daviso27]

I ranted about this last year, and becuase we are quicklt approaching that special time of year...I thought I share it again.

Santa Claus is Satanic!

Reasons:

1. Santa represents Christmas...Which is the celebrated birth of Christ.

2. In the Websters Thesourus, Another name for the devil is "Ole Nick"...Kind of like ol'Saint Nick...."Ole Nick" is listed as the name of a fallen angel in the Dictionary of Fallen Angels.

3. Santa has a sliegh pulled by enormous reindeer...Kind of like a flying Chariot pulled by beasts that represented horses as portrayed in the Bible...

4. Santa wears a red suit...Kind of like the devil is portrayed as The Big Red Dragon.

5. Santa is portrayed to work with elfs with pointed ears....Kind of like little demons with pointed ears. In the Websters dictionary an ELF...a spirit, the night-mar; a ghost, hag, witch

6. Santa is said to come down your chimney or appear in your fireplace....Kind of like the Devil who represents fire.

7. Take the name SANTA...If you take the "N" and put it on the end it spells SATAN.

8. Even his last name, "Claus," is Olde English for "hoof-claws."

9. Santa punished bad kids and praised god kids...

10. Two of his reindeer are named after Pagan GODS...Cupid...The God of sexuality..and Donner...the God of thunder.

11. December 25th..is the birthday of Nimrod, Noah's Grandson...his name meant tyrant. He was an evil man, who married his own mother. During the month of December....The Season to be jolly, Nimrod hoeted sinful parties and introduced many traditions we have now...Mistletoe, wreaths, etc.

12. Last but not least...Most people who play Santa Claus in Malls and shopping centers are Pedofiles...who get off on little children sitting on their laps....

13. Ho-Ho-Ho! is code for 6-6-6. There are six letters that seperate H and O. Every time he says Ho-Ho-Ho...He is saying 6-6-6.

I am not a religous person...but I consider myself spiritual. one must not worship strange Gods...Strange Gods are satanic...and Santa has the characteristics of a God...He knows everything, He is everywhere and nowhere, etc.

FUK-Santa!!!!

[Anotherslo1]

It's all interpretation! But you bring up an interesting side, that I would have never thought of:hypnotic:

[PoleMan14]

haha i read 4 of them before i clicked "Dont care"

[pdiggitydogg]

lol good to see it back up...i had forgotten about it

[pbateson]

Good Santa VS. Evil Santa

It look different

[ebpda9]

well you bring an importnat point, but have you wnondered if that works only for english ? i looked over in the romanian dictionary and resources and could not make any ties to sant as being satanic

[ChrisCantSkate]

you can find a satanic relation with anything if you try hard enough. you left out how santa brings gifts to kids, and spreads joy and love around the holiday season. i dont wana get spiritual here, but some of those, although they make sence, are pretty far fetched imo.

[mylittlecivic]

every holiday has some kind of pagan background that's why i dont celebrate them. I dont believe that jesus was born in december but everyone has their own beliefs

[Loki]

Yeah there are a lot of interesting points made for santa being satanic. But keep in mind, christmas was originally a roman drinking holiday. The romans used this day as a stepping stool to get people to convert to christianity since converting them proved to be a much easier task when the people were drunk. So the story of when Christ was born was altered by the romans anyway to coincide with their drinking holiday.

So that going to how santa came along is beyond me. Yeah some of those points made above could be true but if you look at the big picture, most people do not associate anything about Santa with Satan nowadays. Right now the image of Santa is not anything that can really harm anyone and if anything it is more of a positive image in peoples heads.

[GT40FIED]

Pagan maybe...but satanic? Probably not. As far as "claus" being old english for "hoof-claws", you also have to remember that it's probably a bastardisation of the name "Klause" since santa means "saint". Saint hoof-claws doesn't much sense. But hey...any christian rituals/holidays can have connections made to satanism if you try hard enough. This is why christianity is evil. Symbolic cannibalism, rythmic chanting, sacrifice and rebirth...it's all just plain evil.

[SolPol]

Originally posted by mylittlecivic
every holiday has some kind of pagan background that's why i dont celebrate them. I dont believe that jesus was born in december but everyone has their own beliefs

It's in the bible, Christ was born in March.

[KwikR6]

I like to drink at christmas
and in march hahaha

[SolPol]

I like to drink on days that end in Y :yes:

[ebpda9]

Originally posted by SolPol
I like to drink on days that end in Y :yes:


LMAO;)

[Racing Rice]

Ha, When I saw the thread title I thought someone had come out with a line of Satanic Santa Neck ties..:dunce:

[SolPol]

That would be even better :)