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IALuder

11-10-2003, 09:29 AM

What do you call a group of white people committed to something?

A pack of crackers.

MAXed Out

11-10-2003, 11:38 AM

LOL wtf?

nonovurbizniz

11-10-2003, 11:39 AM

That doesn't even make sense...

Any group of white people would be a pack of crackers... they don't have to be committed to anything...

IALuder

11-10-2003, 12:03 PM

either way you put it....

what do you call a group of white people?

What do you call a group of white people committed to something?

they are a pack of white people, and non white people call us crackers. so it makes sense......very little.

but its the only white raciest joke i have ever heard.

SolPol

11-10-2003, 12:51 PM

Then you must need to get out more. :yes:

GT40FIED

11-10-2003, 01:05 PM

That's just lame. It makes sense...it's just dumb. The only good racial jokes are the ones that are horribly offensive.

spoogenet

11-10-2003, 01:23 PM

Originally posted by GT40FIED
That's just lame. It makes sense...it's just dumb. The only good racial jokes are the ones that are horribly offensive.

The funny thing with that is that I've never heard one that meets the horribly offensive requirement, because I don't get offended by them.

Honky, cracker, whatever. The redneck jokes are funny, but I'm by no means a redneck, and they're not so much offensive as they're just a humorous way of putting the truth. :D

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cashizslick

11-10-2003, 02:56 PM

Originally posted by GT40FIED
That's just lame. It makes sense...it's just dumb. The only good racial jokes are the ones that are horribly offensive.

Ya but dont you see? Its not very P.C. for a white person to be offended by a racist comment - remember that white people are the only racists around, so it doesnt matter if somebody makes a racist comment about them, after all, those crackers owe it to the rest of the human race since they had slaves over 400 years ago.

BTW, the whole racist thing is total bs - if people would stop assuming things about others b/c of their skin color, we wouldnt have these dumb problems.

nonovurbizniz

11-10-2003, 03:29 PM

some horribly offensive jokes....

What do blackmen and sperm have in common...

Only 1 in a billion gets the job done.

What's the difference between a dead whiteman in the street in the ghetto and a dead squirel in the street in the ghetto...

There are skid marks in front of the squirel.

What do you call a blackman with a PHD...

Nigger.

My wife is black they are JUST jokes.:)

VR4_Craver

11-10-2003, 03:38 PM

heh....

why dont you let black kids play in the sandbox?

The cat might think they are turds and try to bury them....

pimpinprelude

11-10-2003, 04:06 PM

oo i got a original one.. how do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?? put velcro in the celing.. hehe.. o i got another..why don't blacks ski? their lips blow up at a thousand feet. ... yeaaa...if people dont get there way its because of there skin color...and thay thnk every white person is a racist.. but whats really funny..well not really.. that thay still have blacks using blacks as slaves in africa..

why can people love an pet thats black, but not a fellow human being..?

cashizslick

11-10-2003, 04:12 PM

There is this really funney black dude at my work - his assumption about white people is that they are a bunch o pussies.

his favorite joke is: "Whats the problem with white people?" - They are gay. LOL

GT40FIED

11-10-2003, 07:58 PM

Originally posted by cashizslick
remember that white people are the only racists around, so it doesnt matter if somebody makes a racist comment about them, after all

Wow...that has to be the most naive thing I've ever heard. Please, look over that again and let me know if you were serious. Apparently, you've forgotten about Al Sharpton, Louis Fahrakhan, the Black Panthers, etc. It's called reverse racism.

My favorite racial jokes:

What's the difference between a set of snow tires and a black man? Snow tires don't sing when you slap chains on them.

What do you call an old folks home full of black people? A collection of antique farming equipment.

I'm with nonov...they're just f@ckin jokes.

pdiggitydogg

11-10-2003, 08:18 PM

they are just jokes...too bad people take them seriously

I love a good cracker joke myself...hell, when that "American Indian" (which I am told is the pc term) made "The Fightin Whites" a name for their lacross team I really really wanted a shirt...but they found out we loved the idea and gave it up.

Me and my man, Jamal, used to always rock the "race card" when we worked together...I was "Massa" and he was "*****". I was the white man who couldnt dance and wasnt cool...he was bling bling mr cool. Its more fun when races get together and equally make fun of each other :)

Kyle

11-10-2003, 08:39 PM

Originally posted by GT40FIED
Wow...that has to be the most naive thing I've ever heard. Please, look over that again and let me know if you were serious. Apparently, you've forgotten about Al Sharpton, Louis Fahrakhan, the Black Panthers, etc. It's called reverse racism.

My favorite racial jokes:

What's the difference between a set of snow tires and a black man? Snow tires don't sing when you slap chains on them.

What do you call an old folks home full of black people? A collection of antique farming equipment.

I'm with nonov...they're just f@ckin jokes.
I think he was being sarcastic...
and i got one...

WHy do black people have such huge dicks?
to make up for all the pubes on there head.

cashizslick

11-10-2003, 09:20 PM

VR4_Craver

11-10-2003, 09:21 PM

Heh how do you get a black man out of a tree?
cut the rope....

what really gets me is when blacks try to get restitution for their great-great-great-great grandparents were slaves.....**** you you worthless turd you werent the slave stop trying to collect on it.

cashizslick

11-10-2003, 09:23 PM

Lets not be racist ourselves now. . . . . . . . .

GT40FIED

11-10-2003, 10:27 PM

Originally posted by VR4_Craver
what really gets me is when blacks try to get restitution for their great-great-great-great grandparents were slaves.....**** you you worthless turd you werent the slave stop trying to collect on it.

True...but it could have been worded a little better. Nothing says cultural pride like trying to cash in on your ancestor's pain and suffering:thumbsup:. What I can't stand is that you can be black and have pride, but if you have white pride you're automatically a racist? I'm proud of where I came from but I don't dare say it cuz then I'm a good ole' boy redneck racist. F@ck this country's views of being PC. And to all those who are PC...suck it you worthless pieces of shit.

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/tshirt.php?sku=a145

VR4_Craver

11-11-2003, 08:25 AM

whats the difference between batman and a black man....... batman can go out without robin

Why are blacks getting so big now?
TV's are getting bigger......

do you know why there is cotton in the top of asprin bottles... to remind black people they use to pickcotton before they sold drugs

cashizslick

11-11-2003, 10:28 AM

Hey, try to word things different - if i were black and red ur post it would be offensive.

But, i know what you mean, its too bad black people grow up watching BET and trying to be like the rappers and such - they think that is the only prosperous future they can have, so they do not aspire to the white mans way of success through school, education, and a healthy lifestyle.
Its too bad.

nonovurbizniz

11-11-2003, 11:16 AM

I wouldn't exactly call the "white mans world" a better aspiration than "rap star"...

they just wear different cloths and talk different... they're both money hungry scumbags.

IALuder

11-11-2003, 01:05 PM

Well Jews are money hungry, blacks are lazy, Mexican make up the wealth far system and whites have to give them money out of there pay checks.

Plus, nigger use to be a horrible word to say and now blacks are using it toward each other. Hmmm hypocrites.

*edit* im not raciest either. not toward any skin color. but i hate it when people say its becuase im black becuase im gay or becuase my religion i get anywere in this country. no its becuase you dont try and you want an excuss to get out shit.*edit*

GT40FIED

11-11-2003, 01:33 PM

Well...those are crass generalizations but the fact of the matter is that generalizations and stereotypes exist for a reason. For instance, while mexicans are labeled by whites as lazy there are many that will work 12 hour days or more for money you wouldn't touch with a 10 ft pole. And anyone who's watched Cops knows that the better half of people on those shows are not white...but a good number of white people get arrested for the same stupid shit. There are a lot of lazy ass white folks around but the percentages of whites vs. blacks in corporate jobs or on welfare are very askewed. And I don't wanna hear it's because there's a stigma around hiring people of color into corporate America. While things aren't perfect it's waaaaaaay better than it's ever been and is getting better. This is true for women as well.

Cashizslick: I was kind of hoping this thread could be a place to vent your frustrations and tell a few offensive jokes so please knock off the PC bullshit. I'm sure if you were black you might be offended but you're not so let it go. Nobody here is serious about those jokes and everyone here has told at least one of them somewhere along the way so I don't appreciate that kind of sanctimony.

pdiggitydogg

11-11-2003, 03:12 PM

an entire black family once told me that all black people as well as american indians are more sensitive to the past and they hold a grudge...thats why theyre still pissed about us stealing land and then the whole slavery thing

white people just dont give a shit...it happened in the past and we tend to move on...think about it...its pretty much true

VR4_Craver

11-11-2003, 08:15 PM

Originally posted by pdiggitydogg
an entire black family once told me that all black people as well as american indians are more sensitive to the past and they hold a grudge...thats why theyre still pissed about us stealing land and then the whole slavery thing

white people just dont give a shit...it happened in the past and we tend to move on...think about it...its pretty much true

The only good racial jokes are the ones that are horribly offensive.[/QUOTE]

yes this is very true because when you look at it.....everyone was in slavery at one point in time in history....blacks are the ones that cant let it go. "whites" were enslaved by the romans for some 600 years. Native americans by the Spanish conquerers. Mexicans....well by theiur own people. Chineese and Japaneese are the same as mexicans just diffferent eyes. And then come the Jews. That whole hitler thing.[QUOTE]

IALuder

11-11-2003, 09:00 PM

what happened when the black guy looked up his family tree?

a monkey shit on his lip.

like i said i dont like the ones that blame their racie religion for why they cant do things or go anywhere. thye use it as an excuse. you only hate me cuz im black. they wont hire me becuase im a jew. thats BS.