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GT40FIED
10-02-2003, 10:29 PM
i know there are lots of worthless studies done every year...but this has to take the f*cking cake

Lamest study ever (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/afp/20031002/od_afp/science_britain_biscuit_031002134532)

94_AcCoRd_EX
10-02-2003, 10:46 PM
What a waste of EVERYONE's time. I feel dumb for reading that. Why can't they work on something that might help out society?

pauls-si
10-02-2003, 10:55 PM
The cookie companies probably funded alot of their tests.....there are always sometype of oddball tests going on for certain groups.

pdiggitydogg
10-02-2003, 11:16 PM
i read the title...and that was enough for me...

a96710
10-02-2003, 11:51 PM
Originally posted by pdiggitydogg
i read the title...and that was enough for me...


:yes: :yes:

ebpda9
10-03-2003, 06:16 AM
damn, that must be some major breakthru.

spoogenet
10-03-2003, 09:40 AM
Originally posted by hondaman-iac
damn, that must be some major breakthru.

Well duh! It specifically says that it "could revolutionize the cookie industry." :rolleyes:

Nothing quite like the endless search for the proverbial perfect biscuit.

Now it's time to launch a study into why chocolate chips in the cookie melt.....

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MAXed Out
10-03-2003, 10:42 AM
Originally posted by pdiggitydogg
i read the title...and that was enough for me...

LoL i agree. ;)

ebpda9
10-03-2003, 11:04 AM
and i wonder if anyone studied the crack in his head lol

Kyle
10-03-2003, 08:31 PM
"This will help biscuit manufacturers adjust the humidity or temperature of their factory production lines to change the cooling process in such a way that the biscuits won't break up due to normal handling, and hence producing the perfect biscuit."
lol...the perfect biscuit..mmmmm

KwikR6
10-04-2003, 11:41 AM
Gh3y

VR4_Craver
10-05-2003, 10:21 PM
SO they used lasers to make the test work.....when is the last time you seen your local supermarket clerck going up and down the aisle with that portable laser zapping the biscuits?