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DsBlu01CivEX
07-02-2003, 10:17 AM
A young man asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?"
The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After sixty, they are like onions."
"Onions?"
"Yes. See them, and they make you cry."
Wren57
07-02-2003, 01:37 PM
:no: :o :no: :paranoid:
pbateson
07-02-2003, 01:55 PM
:o :paranoid: :pukey
Zybach
07-02-2003, 02:48 PM
It's humurously revolting. ::D then:pukey
Kyle
07-02-2003, 02:50 PM
if only they were sauteed(sp?) onions...MMMM!
OPAKRACING
07-02-2003, 03:21 PM
Eh, this one was a lil more dry than the penis one.
Shot 2 Hel
07-02-2003, 11:53 PM
yeah just a bit
mylittlecivic
07-03-2003, 12:17 AM
i dont want pears or onions;( ;(
HndaTch627
07-03-2003, 02:34 AM
ROFLMFAO!!!
DsBlu01CivEX
07-04-2003, 12:15 PM
Originally posted by mylittlecivic
i dont want pears or onions;( ;(

me either Anna!!!:no: ;( :no: ;( :no: ;(
GT40FIED
07-07-2003, 03:43 AM
Lmao...that's great.

Like fried eggs nailed to a wall...that's a better visual.

And don't worry ladies...just enjoy them (and let others enjoy them) while they're still pointing up. :yes:
aznriceownz
07-17-2003, 02:28 AM
at the beginning of the joke, i was like "this is the best joke ever!" then towards the end, :no:
cjblade54
07-17-2003, 08:52 AM
Ouch baby... very ouch~!!:pukey