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[th3h00kup]

So, I got into an interesting conversation with my friend. Don't ask me how the topic came up... but the question/statement was..

In relationships and marriages.. all romance leaves the first time your girl farts. I mean, if you're married and you're sharing a bathroom... and you hear a toot come out of there... hows that for an instant kill for romance? I mean, if you planned to do a little love-makin' that night, it's over. Not today.

It's just a thought, however bizarre it might be.

[02_Si]

:D :D :zombie: yucky farts... i think that'd totally kill the mood. :o

[SLP 01 WS6]

i don't really care.... my girl does it i do it whatever

[Wabster]

Thats probably why divorce rates are so high. People think that their girl doesn't shit or fart or wakeup with bad breath in the morning, or come home tired and don't want to ****.

[DsBlu01CivEX]

You boys are soooo delusional if you think that girls don't have bodily functions. Sure we might not make it known to the world that we burp/fart/spit....any disgusting thing you guys do....but we do do it on occassion. We just don't let everyone know about it (or at least those of us that are "classy ladies" don't). As for it killing the mood cuz your girl farts....don't you think it would kill the mood for the girl if the guy farts? And then again it is a normal occurance....so why should anyone be weirded out about it?:confused:

[silver]

i guess it's just a guy thing, you don' expect to hear girls do those things, heaven forbid that a girl goes #2 in the bathroom. that's totally gross thinking about it. over time though in a relationship you just learn to live with it. i never farted around any of my girlfriends though, and i never heard one from them so go figure.

[th3h00kup]

i know a girl that burps into my arm or in my ear sometimes, it's really cute, cause it's so ... girlish.. ha.. i don't guess i'd care much come to think about it, but I agree with silver

[Kyle]

i don't really care if someone of the opposite sex farts...unless it smells...

[nonovurbizniz]

^ you know people who have odor-less farts????

gimmie some of what they're eating...

To the poster...

Grow up dude... kids think it's "gross" to fart normal people realize it's a part of life...

I'm not a big fan of girls farting but I'm certainly not gunna not nail one because she did...

Oh and good luck ever getting married and expecting to never hear your wife fart or walk into a RANCID smelling bathroom.

[Shot 2 Hel]

rob had a saying in his signature... girls dont fart, they dont burp, then something else... if they didnt ***** they would explode

remembers not another teen movie :gross:

[02_Si]

True, it is a part of life, HOWEVER, there are times that would gross you out... like when you're eating, or you're down on your girl or whatever, you know... but I don't think it would ruin a relationship just because your significant other passes wind. If that's the case then why even date anyone..

[Zybach]

Just think of it as her motor running.:yes:

[th3h00kup]

Originally posted by nonovurbizniz


To the poster...

Grow up dude... kids think it's "gross" to fart normal people realize it's a part of life...

I'm not a big fan of girls farting but I'm certainly not gunna not nail one because she did...

Oh and good luck ever getting married and expecting to never hear your wife fart or walk into a RANCID smelling bathroom.

well man, no need to be rude, i wasn't saying personally that I feel this way at all, I thought the idea of it was kinda funny. my friend was more the one who suggested the romance-kill. beleive me, when I find the one, it's going to take more than a fart to seperate me from her... ha.

don't be mean to the new guy!! ;(

ceeya.

[Shot 2 Hel]

note his signature

[th3h00kup]

interesting.

[02black_Accord]

same as a queef

[Racing Rice]

Who cares, if the way you feel about someone changes because the do something that everyone does. You have more issues then someone passing gas.

[GirlRacer]

well, I've had several of my b/fs fart in front of me, but I can honestly say I don't think I've ever farted in front of them.

Are you boys counting pussy farts in here in the 'just-as-gross' category?:confused:

lol

[Kyle]

why?...you do it a lot?...:o

[GirlRacer]

lol! No, it's never happened to me, just wondering if you guys would see that as just as gross. Cuz.... wouldn't those kinda be the guys fault?:confused:

[sohc_vtec 2NR]

pussy farts don't count...

i think its love when a signicant other can tolerate his/her bf/gf's rancid bathroom smell..lol

[th3h00kup]

i agree with that

[ohiochica]

ok how the hell is a vaginal "fart" a guys fault? it happens when air enters the vagina and is forced out. example of being forced out would be penitration or position change.

[GirlRacer]

Isn't it their fault when the air gets in there?:confused:

[ohiochica]

ummmmmm .............quinn, hon, it takes 2 to tango.

[GirlRacer]

bwahahaha, I know, but if they weren't puttin things in there, no air would get in!:paranoid:

[Kyle]

Originally posted by ohiochica
ummmmmm .............quinn, hon, it takes 2 to tango.
i can tango just fine by myself:rolleyes:

[nonovurbizniz]

The air IS forced in by johny one eye... and the reason it "farts" is because (hopefully) there's a pretty tight "fit" between the mating parts...

So yes quin it's the guys fault... unless he's not doing the stuffing when it happens...

[vick88]

since when do vaginas fart?

[GirlRacer]

ahahaha- see, I see :yes:

[sohc_vtec 2NR]

Originally posted by vick88
since when do vaginas fart?

all the time.. lol;)

['87 integra]

Originally posted by sohc_vtec 2NR
pussy farts don't count...

i think its love when a signicant other can tolerate his/her bf/gf's rancid bathroom smell..lol

lol....like your girlfriend??...how when she walks out of the bathroom your in her eyes are watering???