Whiteclipse99
06-09-2003, 08:10 AM
A couple goes on a vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap in the hammock by the lake. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a distance, anchors and continues to read her bookundisturbed.
Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up along side the woman andsays, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" Reading a book," she replies (thinking "isn't that obvious?") "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading," she says.
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and
write you up," the warden continues. "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," she says. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true," she says, "but you have all the equipment."
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up along side the woman andsays, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" Reading a book," she replies (thinking "isn't that obvious?") "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading," she says.
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and
write you up," the warden continues. "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," she says. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true," she says, "but you have all the equipment."
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.