Fascinate (joke)

[Addict]

A teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a
sentence.

Mary said, "My family went to the New York City Zoo, and we saw all
the animals. It was fascinating."

The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted the word "`fascinate.`"

Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to the Philadelphia
Zoo and saw the animals. I was fascinated."

The teacher said, "Good, but I wanted the word fascinate.`"

Little Billy raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Billy was
noted for his bad language. She finally decided there was no way he
could damage the word "fascinate" so she called on him.

Billy said, "My sister has a sweater with 10 buttons, but her boobs
are so big she can only fasten 8."

[SolPol]

Nice, gotta love the little Billy jokes.

[ebpda9]

ROFLMAO

[Accord Man]

LMAO that was great!

[Accord Man]

A few more..

>>LITTLE BILLY ON ...GETTING OLDER
>>
>>Little BILLY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar
>>after
>>another. After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him
>>said, "Son,
>>you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you
>>acne,
>>rot your teeth, and make you fat."
>>
>>Little BILLY replied "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."
>>
>>"Oh?" replied the man. " Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a
>>time?
>>
>>"No" replied Little Billy, "he minded his own f*cking business!!"
>>
>>
>>
>>LITTLE BILLY ON...PHILOSOPHY
>>
>>A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence
>>and you
>>shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little
>>BILLY.
>>
>>He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."
>>
>>The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your
>>tbinking"
>>
>>Then little BILLY says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3
>>women
>>sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the
>>sides of
>>the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top
>>and
>>sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
>>Which
>>one is married?"
>>
>>The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well, I suppose the
>>one
>>that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
>>
>>To which Little BILLY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with
>>the
>>wedding ring on', but I like your thinking."
>>
>>
>>
>>LITTLE BILLY ON... MATHS:
>>
>>Little BILLY returns home from school and says he got an F in
>>arithmetic.
>>
>>"Why?" asks the father."
>>
>>"The teacher asked, 'How much is 2x3?' I said 6," replied BILLY.
>>
>>"But that's right!" says his dad.
>>
>>"Yeah, but then she asked me, 'How much is 3x2?'"
>>
>>"What's the f*cking difference? " asks the father.
>>
>>"That's what I said!"
>>
>>
>>
>>LITTLE BILLY ON...ENGLISH:
>>
>>Little BILLY goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are
>>going to
>>learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of
>>a
>>multi-syllable word?"
>>
>>BILLY says " Mas-tur-bate."
>>
>>Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little BILLY, that's a
>>mouthful."
>>
>>Little BILLY says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."
>>
>>
>>
>>LITTLE BILLY ON...GRAMMAR:
>>
>>One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a
>>show of
>>hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same
>>sentence
>>twice.
>>
>>First she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father
>>bought my
>>mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."
>>
>>"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher.
>>
>>She then called on little Michael. "My mommy planned a beautiful
>>banquet
>>and it turned out beautifully."
>>
>>The teacher responded, "Excellent, Michael!"
>>
>>Then, she reluctantly called on little BILLY. "Last night, at the
>>dinner
>>table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said
>>"Beautiful, just f*cking beautiful!

[SolPol]

Yep, those are them.

[94_AcCoRd_EX]

Ahahaha :D :D :D

[juvenile]

LMAO!!! :D
Oh man, thanks for the laughs guys

[pauls-si]

:D :D...good ol'Billy.

[zm_dawg]

that definately made my day a bit better....haha

[ebpda9]

LOFL J.P.

[Zybach]

bump, its time for a little laugh.:D