firstgeardude
05-16-2003, 09:53 AM
You Can Tailgate Me All You Want, It Still Doesn't Cure Impotence
Honk If You Love Deaf People !
Gas, Grass Or Ass...No One Rides For Free
How's My Driving? 1-800-Eat Shit
No Kids On Board. OK To Hit
My Son Beat Up Your Honor Student
Bad COP . No Doughnut
Keep Honking. I'm Reloading
Unless You're A Hemmhoroid, Get Off My Ass
Your Kid May Be An Honor Student, But You're A Friggin' Moron!
Stop Tailgating Me Or I'll Flick A Booger On Your Windshield
Driver Carries No Cash - He's Married
Got Beer?
Save The Planet, Kill Yourself
CALLING YOUR WIFE? DON'T BOTHER SHES WITH ME
GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE ,ASSHOLES LIKE YOU ON THE PHONE DO
THIS BUMBER STICKER IS MADE FROM RECYLED SPOTTED OWLS .
GOT GAS?
Save The Whales, Harpoon A Fat Chick
I Swerve For Small Animals, They're Harder To Hit
Horn Broke, Watch For Finger
I Sell My Body For Crack
So Many Gerbils So Little Time
My Kid Knocked-Up Your Honor Student
My Wife's Other Car Is A Broom
Don't Laugh, It's Paid For
Answer My Prayers, STEAL THIS CAR!
Visualize Using Your Turn Signal
I Brake For Tailgaters
I May Be Slow, But I'm Ahead Of You
Don't Like My Driving? Then Stay Off The Sidewalk
Don't Blame Me, I Voted For The Other Guy
Some Of Us ARE NOT On VACATION!
Hit Me... I Need The Money
Crack Whores Are People Too
Support Your Local Dealer
My God Can Beat-Up Your God
Somebody Else Put This Bumper-Sticker On My Car
My Other Car Also Costs More Than Your Trailer
Kinky Is Using A Feather. Perverted Is Using The Whole Chicken!
My Baby Will Kick Your Baby's Ass
I Brake For Unicorns
Honk If You Love Deaf People !
Gas, Grass Or Ass...No One Rides For Free
How's My Driving? 1-800-Eat Shit
No Kids On Board. OK To Hit
My Son Beat Up Your Honor Student
Bad COP . No Doughnut
Keep Honking. I'm Reloading
Unless You're A Hemmhoroid, Get Off My Ass
Your Kid May Be An Honor Student, But You're A Friggin' Moron!
Stop Tailgating Me Or I'll Flick A Booger On Your Windshield
Driver Carries No Cash - He's Married
Got Beer?
Save The Planet, Kill Yourself
CALLING YOUR WIFE? DON'T BOTHER SHES WITH ME
GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE ,ASSHOLES LIKE YOU ON THE PHONE DO
THIS BUMBER STICKER IS MADE FROM RECYLED SPOTTED OWLS .
GOT GAS?
Save The Whales, Harpoon A Fat Chick
I Swerve For Small Animals, They're Harder To Hit
Horn Broke, Watch For Finger
I Sell My Body For Crack
So Many Gerbils So Little Time
My Kid Knocked-Up Your Honor Student
My Wife's Other Car Is A Broom
Don't Laugh, It's Paid For
Answer My Prayers, STEAL THIS CAR!
Visualize Using Your Turn Signal
I Brake For Tailgaters
I May Be Slow, But I'm Ahead Of You
Don't Like My Driving? Then Stay Off The Sidewalk
Don't Blame Me, I Voted For The Other Guy
Some Of Us ARE NOT On VACATION!
Hit Me... I Need The Money
Crack Whores Are People Too
Support Your Local Dealer
My God Can Beat-Up Your God
Somebody Else Put This Bumper-Sticker On My Car
My Other Car Also Costs More Than Your Trailer
Kinky Is Using A Feather. Perverted Is Using The Whole Chicken!
My Baby Will Kick Your Baby's Ass
I Brake For Unicorns