More bad jokes

[nonovurbizniz]

Nelson Mandella is sitting at home one day when a big nissan parts truck pulls into his driveway....

the driver says in a thick asian accent.

"where you want paaats"

Nelson Mandella says... I think you have the wrong address... I didn't order any parts....

The nest day... same truck pulls in...

the driver says...

"I get yelled at yesteday... you take paaats you take paats"

Nelson Mandella says... I didn't order any parts you have the wrong address.

The driver leaves noticabley frustrated...

The next day same thing again...

"you take paaats you take paaats."

Nelson Mandella says... where are these supposed to be going because I did NOT order any parts.

the driver says
"how you no order paaats you are Neesan Menderra right... (nissan main dealer).

[94_AcCoRd_EX]

Ugh :o

[pdiggitydogg]

:|

[ebpda9]

:confused:

[RU_Teg]

rite..:o

[juvenile]

Nissan Main Dealer sounds like Nelson Mandela in asian. What don't you people get?

[Duckydos]

We get it... it just simply isn't funny.

A primary school teacher in the Bronx decided to see how many of the city kids knew what sounds farm animals made. She asked the kids to put their hands up if they knew the correct sound.

“Who knows what sound a cow makes?” she asked.

Mary put her hand up and said “Moooo!”

“Very good” replied the teacher, “what sound do sheep make?”

“Baaaa” answered Johnny.

She continued this for a while.

Then she asked “What sound does a pig make?”

All the hands in the class went up. She was surprised at the response. She chose the shy little boy at the back of the class.

He stood up, took a deep breath, and screamed, “Up against the wall, mother****er!”

['87 integra]

lol@duckydos joke...thats a good one..

[Kyle]

lol, i like ducky's joke...lol
the first one though...thats horrible...

[Violent Apathy]

yeah the first one blows my ass, :D :D :D at Duckydos joke though heh