Men are like that ya know...

[DsBlu01CivEX]

A man is dating three women and wants to decide
which to marry. He decides to give them a test.
He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and
watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total make over. She goes to
a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new
make up and buys several new outfits and
dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells
him that she has done this to be more attractive
for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She
gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for
his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she
presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent
all the money on him because she loves him so much.

Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She
earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his
$5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account.
She tells him that she wants to save for their future
because she loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman
had done with the money he'd given her.

Then, he married the one with the biggest tits.

Men are like that, you know

[ebpda9]

LOFL

[Accord Man]

Miss Ghetto Booty, many guys may be like that.. But I know that there are still a few good fellas left.

I wonder if there are any good girls left though.. ;(

ok, now I'm sad since I'll never find a wife.

[ebpda9]

Originally posted by Accord Man
Miss Ghetto Booty, many guys may be like that.. But I know that there are still a few good fellas left.

I wonder if there are any good girls left though.. ;(

ok, now I'm sad since I'll never find a wife.


dude i thought you had a GF what happened JP?

[pauls-si]

Hhhmmmm........tig 'ol bitties;) :crazy:

[Accord Man]

Originally posted by hondaman-iac
dude i thought you had a GF what happened JP?


Even if I wrote a book, I wouldnt be able to give you a clear picture of whats up..

Anyways I'll summarize in a few lines.


She loves me more than ever. So do I. Her father is a big shot for Coke, something came up and "forced" them to move to North Carolina. So what am I supposed to do?? Anyways the guys makes around 400K $ (including bonus) a year. They still have their house in montreal, and the her older sister stays their by herself. But my girl couldnt stay for some reason.. Yes thats what makes me mad. She's 20! why doesnt she come back here and stay in the house..

Anyways.. :|

[Accord Man]

BTW, Stefan you have a fukin good memory!

[ebpda9]

sorry to hear that.

[ebpda9]

Originally posted by Accord Man
BTW, Stefan you have a fukin good memory!


lol, i memorize only things i shouldn't. make me read a book and ask me about it after is finished and see if i can remember a damn thing :crazy:

[DsBlu01CivEX]

Originally posted by Accord Man
Miss Ghetto Booty, many guys may be like that.. But I know that there are still a few good fellas left.

I wonder if there are any good girls left though.. ;(

ok, now I'm sad since I'll never find a wife.


Are you callin me Miss Ghetto Booty??? I think he's gettin me confused with J. Lo again. J. Lo is the one with the big ass and makes a hell of a lot more money a yr than I do. (and is hot)

Me....well....I have "assests" elsewhere :yes:

[DsBlu01CivEX]

oh I forgot....Yes I know not all guys are like that. I just thought it was funny....I got it in an email.

[ebpda9]

Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
Are you callin me Miss Ghetto Booty??? I think he's gettin me confused with J. Lo again. J. Lo is the one with the big ass and makes a hell of a lot more money a yr than I do. (and is hot)

Me....well....I have "assests" elsewhere :yes:



busty brunette ? the chick the dude is panting at in that avatar is blonde lol

[DsBlu01CivEX]

Originally posted by hondaman-iac
busty brunette ? the chick the dude is panting at in that avatar is blonde lol

she's got brown hair on my computer. They do have a busty blonde icon too....but I'm not blonde blonde....I act like it sometimes though :paranoid: :o

[ebpda9]

on mine too, but more towards blonde


*makes mental note to get the glasses out of the car next time

[Accord Man]

well for me its ok.. I mean if it was meant to be then it would have.. I'd rather discover a girl's flaws before we get married. If you call this a flaw.. LOL, I have a similar problem.. Except I can remember much unless there is a tremendous amount of stress on me. Since the last year or so its gotten pretty bad.. So I just take a lot of notes and shit..


DsBlu01CivEX, I was sure you had a "Ghetto Booty" icon.. Anyways speaking of busty brunettes, I hope one walks into my life.. Redheads & black haired beauties are also cool.. But no blondes please.

[Rob]

Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
Me....well....I have "assests" elsewhere :yes:
hehe :yes: :cigar:

[Whiteclipse99]

Originally posted by Accord Man
DsBlu01CivEX, I was sure you had a "Ghetto Booty" icon.. Anyways speaking of busty brunettes, I hope one walks into my life.. Redheads & black haired beauties are also cool.. But no blondes please.


Nope, that's me!....that's my ASSest :)

[msvtec14]

He may have married the girl with the biggest boobs but he's going to be kicking himself in the ass when those badboys are sagging down to her waist and look like huge raisins or something.

[firstgeardude]

;) haha
seems logical :yes:

msvtec.. thanks for the mental picture :loco:

[DsBlu01CivEX]

Good point Missy...didn't think about that. Just proves how dumb boys are. They never think to the future, just what's gonna make them happy NOW.:no:

[msvtec14]

Thank you guys/girls. I'm just saying though...you know? I'm not trying to make the guys not like big breasts or anything. Personally, I think really big huge ones are just not that cool. I'm not one of those girls that is all scared to say when another girl is hot so it's not a jealousy thing. I'll tell you one thing, I wouldn't want huge ta ta's. I'm thankful for what I've got.


:yes: :yes: :yes: ;) :yes: :yes: :yes:

[Rob]

Originally posted by msvtec14
He may have married the girl with the biggest boobs but he's going to be kicking himself in the ass when those badboys are sagging down to her waist and look like huge raisins or something.
that's when it's time to invite the grandkids over to play double dutch.....:D :loco:

[msvtec14]

Originally posted by AccordinStyle
that's when it's time to invite the grandkids over to play double dutch.....:D :loco:

sick but ROFL. :yes: