hahaha 55 yr old @ss!! [Archive]

DsBlu01CivEX

03-11-2003, 10:30 AM

A fiftyish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and
squealing with
delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you
have any idea
how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"

The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't
care. I just
came from having a mammography and the doctor says I have the
breasts of an
18 year-old."

The husband said, "What did he say about your 55 year old ass?
"Your name
never came up," she replied.

ebpda9

03-11-2003, 10:34 AM

LMAO;)

pdiggitydogg

03-11-2003, 11:12 AM

hahahaha good

94_AcCoRd_EX

03-11-2003, 11:52 AM

Hehe :D

Rob

03-11-2003, 01:03 PM

lol

msvtec14

03-11-2003, 01:50 PM

Huh? Wait so was she making the implication that her husband is the ass?

Rob

03-11-2003, 01:53 PM

Originally posted by msvtec14
Huh? Wait so was she making the implication that her husband is the ass?
:yes: :doh:

94_AcCoRd_EX

03-11-2003, 02:09 PM

Originally posted by msvtec14
Huh? Wait so was she making the implication that her husband is the ass?

:banghead: :doh:

msvtec14

03-11-2003, 02:39 PM

I don't know. I couldn't figure it out. I'm like Rainman in a lot of ways. Aw, is that my little yellow head getting smashed?

Shot 2 Hel

03-11-2003, 09:31 PM

Not the sharpest tool in the shed eh?

ebpda9

03-11-2003, 09:41 PM

Originally posted by msvtec14
Huh? Wait so was she making the implication that her husband is the ass?

:banghead: :doh: everybody is doing it ;)

DsBlu01CivEX

03-11-2003, 10:04 PM

Originally posted by hondaman-iac
:banghead: :doh: everybody is doing it ;)

Stefan...if everyone was jumping off a bridge would you too? My mom always used to say that to me when I would want to do something and say that everyone else is doing it. :rolleyes:

ebpda9

03-11-2003, 10:06 PM

Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
Stefan...if everyone was jumping off a bridge would you too? My mom always used to say that to me when I would want to do something and say that everyone else is doing it. :rolleyes:

you are not my momy ;) and why not ? i wanna see how bungee jumping is

DsBlu01CivEX

03-11-2003, 10:08 PM

Originally posted by hondaman-iac
you are not my momy ;) and why not ? i wanna see how bungee jumping is

no one ever said there was a bungee cord involved! hehe And no I'm not your mom....Just the motherly instinct coming out in me I guess.

ebpda9

03-11-2003, 10:10 PM

lol i was just messing with you. well if no one said anything about the cord i'll bring on lol

Spitty

03-11-2003, 11:26 PM

LOL

msvtec14

03-12-2003, 08:04 AM

Originally posted by Shot 2 Hel
Not the sharpest tool in the shed eh?

Uh, I do consider myself to be one of the sharper tools in the shed. However, sometimes I am not coloring with a full box of crayons.
:yes: ;) :yes:

Rob

03-12-2003, 08:14 AM

Originally posted by msvtec14
Uh, I do consider myself to be one of the sharper tools in the shed. However, sometimes I am not coloring with a full box of crayons.
:yes: ;) :yes:
as long as you're at least using the primary colors and staying inside the lines you should be alright ;)

msvtec14

03-12-2003, 08:37 AM

Originally posted by AccordinStyle
as long as you're at least using the primary colors and staying inside the lines you should be alright ;)

I'm probably just setting myself up to be cracked on again but what are the primary colors? Blue, red and yellow? If that is the case, I don't think that I am missing a primary color. Sometimes, I'm just missing one of the crayons that is not really that important. Like brown.

Rob

03-12-2003, 08:51 AM

Originally posted by msvtec14
I'm probably just setting myself up to be cracked on again but what are the primary colors? Blue, red and yellow? If that is the case, I don't think that I am missing a primary color. Sometimes, I'm just missing one of the crayons that is not really that important. Like brown.
actually, it's red, green, and blue......but I was just joking around about having the primary colors thing :paranoid:

msvtec14

03-12-2003, 09:37 AM

Originally posted by AccordinStyle
actually, it's red, green, and blue......but I was just joking around about having the primary colors thing :paranoid:

ahhhhh. I see. Well, I still feel like a dumbass because I paint quite a bit and I didn't even know the primary colors. :yes:

DsBlu01CivEX

03-12-2003, 11:42 AM

primary colors are red, blue and yellow...which combining 2 of those colors together gives you the secondary colors green, violet, and orange. And children this gives you the color wheel...red, orange, yellow, green, blue, violet....indigo is thrown in there between blue and violet as well. "Colors" such as brown, black, and white (and vaiances thereof) aren't colors...they're neutrals. Wanna know anything else about color?:cool:

Yah I know...I'm a smartass...sorry.:|

msvtec14

03-12-2003, 11:57 AM

I like to color.

DsBlu01CivEX

03-12-2003, 11:59 AM

Originally posted by msvtec14
I like to color.

me too...I buy coloring books quite a bit for myself. I also use those pics to sketch from though too. I'll have to try to get some of my sketches scanned....

msvtec14

03-12-2003, 12:19 PM

Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
me too...I buy coloring books quite a bit for myself. I also use those pics to sketch from though too. I'll have to try to get some of my sketches scanned....

Yeah, coloring is really therapeutic. I'm going to be putting some very small, modest decals on my car soon and I have a friend that's going to take my designs and make them into the decals for me. Nothing big. I'm just actually putting a little personalized something something in the bottom corners of my backseat windows.

Rob

03-12-2003, 01:02 PM

Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
Yah I know...I'm a smartass...sorry.:|
:chicken:

:pfft:

DsBlu01CivEX

03-12-2003, 06:35 PM

Originally posted by AccordinStyle
:chicken:

:pfft:

you of all people did NOT just use the :chicken: on me. I'm hurt. ;( ;( *humph*