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ebpda9
03-09-2003, 09:45 PM
BACKUP - What you do when you run over a coon in the woods

BAR CODE - Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern

BUG - The reason you give for calling out sick

CACHE - Needed when you run out of food stamps

CHIP - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in

TERMINAL - Time to call the undertaker

CRASH - When you go to Juniors party univited

DIGITAL - The art of countining on you fingers

DISKETTE - Female Disco dancer

FAX - What you lie about to the IRS

HACKER - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking

HARDCOPY - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos

INTERNET - Where cafeteria workers put ther hair

KEYBOARD - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere

MAC - Big Bubba's favorite fast food

MEGAHERTZ - How your head feels after 17 beers

MODEM - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall

MOUSE PAD - Where Mickey and Minnie lives

ONLINE - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test

ROM - Where the pope lives

Accord Man
03-09-2003, 09:48 PM
lol, those are great Stefan!!

'87 integra
03-09-2003, 10:06 PM
lol...them are pretty good

94_AcCoRd_EX
03-09-2003, 10:13 PM
Ahaha :D

RU_Teg
03-09-2003, 11:08 PM
lol...good ones...:D

Shot 2 Hel
03-11-2003, 12:53 AM
dem dere shure is good stuffe

pdiggitydogg
03-11-2003, 10:04 AM
AAAHAHAAA :D