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blind34_1
02-25-2003, 02:29 PM
okay, to keep this going you first have to answer which movie the previous quote was from, then you can post the next one. here goes:

"...When somebody asks you if you're a god, you say YES!"

PoleMan14
02-25-2003, 03:54 PM
haha i dont know but im breaking the rules and posting a new one:

What is the soup de jour?
It's the soup of the day
Mmm, that sounds good, I'll have that

ChrisCantSkate
02-25-2003, 04:00 PM
Originally posted by PoleMan14
haha i dont know but im breaking the rules and posting a new one:

What is the soup de jour?
It's the soup of the day
Mmm, that sounds good, I'll have that
dumb and dumber!

they would have kicked yours and lunchbox's asses if i wasnt here

armyguy5
02-25-2003, 05:51 PM
"i'm having a footprint gas pedal installed so i stole this pile"

chris

ChrisCantSkate
02-25-2003, 05:55 PM
Originally posted by armyguy5
"i'm having a footprint gas pedal installed so i stole this pile"

chris
even though you forgot to say mine, yours is joe dirt

oh thats a nice cat, whats its name?
annoying customer

jaywho123
02-25-2003, 06:33 PM
babe??



What are you looking at? Wipe that face off your head, *****.

Djsteals
02-25-2003, 07:15 PM
No one answer blind34_1 line? Ghostbusters

ChrisCantSkate, Dogma, and then Clerks,

New one: "A census taker once tried to test me, I ate his liver with some Faber beans, and a nice quanti."-???

Thats an easy one.

C's 94 InTeGrA
02-25-2003, 07:21 PM
now come on u have to kno this:

Cars, Bikes, Boards.......You name it...
I like anything fast enough to
do sumthin stupid in...

'87 integra
02-25-2003, 07:25 PM
"Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth? Man don't nobody understand the words that come out of your mouth." What movie?

Djsteals
02-25-2003, 07:26 PM
Rush Hour

Djsteals
02-25-2003, 07:28 PM
C's 94 InTeGrA is yours "XXX"?

Thats kinda a guess.

armyguy5
02-25-2003, 07:31 PM
heres one....."it's fcukin hot in here....u and your stupid fcukin rope" hint ....say it in an irish accent

chris

C's 94 InTeGrA
02-25-2003, 07:33 PM
now come on u have to kno this:

Cars, Bikes, Boards.......You name it...
I like anything fast enough to
do sumthin stupid in...

C's 94 InTeGrA
02-25-2003, 07:35 PM
how did i double post......... ok wow stupid thing

yes yes u are correct...

Djsteals
02-25-2003, 07:52 PM
No clue on jaywho123, and armyguy5's line. Get we get more hints?

Here's hint for mine: "Hello Clarice"

another one: "She's totally clean, I checked her out about a week made sure she was top quality, and I'm healthy as a horse. Not a drip."

armyguy5
02-25-2003, 07:56 PM
ok here's more help...."Looks like he was serial crushed my some huge friggin guy" has willem defoe in it

chris

ebpda9
02-25-2003, 08:00 PM
yo harry i need 2 by tonight, 2 of the big ones ;) the lost and the curious

PoleMan14
02-25-2003, 08:02 PM
BOONDOCK SAINTS...... my all time favorite

armyguy5
02-25-2003, 08:03 PM
poleman it's the sh!t.....the best unknown movie ever....the greatest

chris

PoleMan14
02-25-2003, 08:10 PM
yes its a $8 DVD, you cant beat that.......u know when the second coming is going to be released?

ChrisCantSkate
02-25-2003, 08:13 PM
Captain's Log, stardate 29.6, rounded off to the ....nearest decimal point. We've...traveled back in time to save an ancient species from....total annihilation. SO FAR...no...signs of aquatic life anywhere, but I'm going to find it. If I have to tear this universe another black hole, I'm going to find it. I've.....GOT TO, MISTER!!!

Djsteals
02-25-2003, 08:15 PM
Ace Ventura Pet detective lol

PoleMan14
02-25-2003, 08:20 PM
"All this for a loaf of bread?"

ChrisCantSkate
02-25-2003, 08:29 PM
Originally posted by PoleMan14
"All this for a loaf of bread?"
*banging head on table* i know this one... damnit... ALADDIN

b!tch, what you don't know about me I can just about squeeze in the Grand fvcking Canyon. Did you know I always wanted to be a dancer in Vegas?

armyguy5
02-25-2003, 08:31 PM
well from the boondock saints website it should be soon but i dont think defoe will be in it

chris

jaywho123
02-25-2003, 08:43 PM
come on mine is easy here is one more

Wooderson: Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, alright. We got 411 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper Edelbrock intakes, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some ****in' muscle.
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT

ChrisCantSkate
02-25-2003, 09:00 PM
guys, you have to answer the previos quote before you can post your own. godda play by the rules

'87 integra
02-25-2003, 09:06 PM
"What he wasn't enough for you so you had to stick it up my ass. For your information you stuck it up your own ass.".....or...."Bet you $20 i can stick one of the chicken eggs up his ass."...or.."This quantum physics shit is hard mother f*cker." All from the same movie.

Djsteals
02-25-2003, 09:07 PM
No one has got mine yet...They must be harder than I thought.

Djsteals
02-25-2003, 09:08 PM
Originally posted by '87 integra
"What he wasn't enough for you so you had to stick it up my ass. For your information you stuck it up your own ass.".....or...."Bet you $20 i can stick one of the chicken eggs up his ass."...or.."This quantum physics shit is hard mother f*cker." All from the same movie.

Me,Myself and Irene.

My fav line from that movie was "Just school shit and shit" lol

'87 integra
02-25-2003, 09:21 PM
"Would somebody get the kid a happy meal!!!!"

Djsteals
02-25-2003, 09:26 PM
Big Daddy...

alpine3069
02-25-2003, 09:27 PM
" yo baby you so fine you ever have you ass licked by a fat man in an over coat"

ChrisCantSkate
02-25-2003, 09:33 PM
Originally posted by alpine3069
" yo baby you so fine you ever have you ass licked by a fat man in an over coat"
jay and silent bob strike back

Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Haagen-Das ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make smores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Captain Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons

pauls-si
02-25-2003, 09:33 PM
Originally posted by alpine3069
" yo baby you so fine you ever have you ass licked by a fat man in an over coat"

Jay & silent bob strike back

pauls-si
02-25-2003, 09:34 PM
Damn....you beat me to it.

Djsteals
02-25-2003, 09:35 PM
Originally posted by ChrisCantSkate


Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Haagen-Das ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make smores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Captain Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons

Half Baked

PoleMan14
02-25-2003, 09:36 PM
"Candy Bars!!!!"

pauls-si
02-25-2003, 09:36 PM
Originally posted by ChrisCantSkate
jay and silent bob strike back

Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Haagen-Das ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make smores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Captain Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons

Half baked

ChrisCantSkate
02-25-2003, 09:36 PM
Originally posted by pauls-si
Jay & silent bob strike back
im the master of kevin smith movies...

Djsteals
02-25-2003, 09:39 PM
"have you ever killed anyone? Yes......but they were all bad."

ChrisCantSkate
02-25-2003, 09:40 PM
Originally posted by Djsteals
"have you ever killed anyone? Yes......but they were all bad."
true lies

Ok, now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard... anyone?

PoleMan14
02-25-2003, 09:44 PM
Originally posted by PoleMan14
"Candy Bars!!!!"


Ok here is some more help......

"The snozberries taste like snozberries!"

Djsteals
02-25-2003, 09:47 PM
Originally posted by ChrisCantSkate
true lies

Ok, now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard... anyone?

Was that really needed? :rolleyes: lol

'87 integra
02-25-2003, 09:48 PM
"It's flying donkey and a talking donkey."..."Bet you seen a dragonfly...maybe even a superfly..but i bet you ain't ever seen a donkey fly."

ChrisCantSkate
02-25-2003, 09:49 PM
Originally posted by Djsteals
Was that really needed? :rolleyes: lol
that was my movie quote

Djsteals
02-25-2003, 09:52 PM
:yes: yup and that was a bad joke. lol

armyguy5
02-25-2003, 09:57 PM
Originally posted by PoleMan14
Ok here is some more help......

"The snozberries taste like snozberries!"

Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory

chris

'87 integra
02-25-2003, 10:00 PM
Originally posted by '87 integra
"It's flying donkey and a talking donkey."..."Bet you seen a dragonfly...maybe even a superfly..but i bet you ain't ever seen a donkey fly."
Nobody know what movie this from???

ChrisCantSkate
02-25-2003, 10:01 PM
Originally posted by armyguy5
Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory

chris
omg... no. its super troopers

PoleMan14
02-25-2003, 10:02 PM
Originally posted by PoleMan14
Ok here is some more help......

"The snozberries taste like snozberries!"

Ok one more:

"liter is french for get me some fvcking cola before I break both of your legs"

"Double Baco Cheeseburger.......it's for a cop"

"Do you want to dip-a-size your meal for a quarter more?....Do you want me to punch-a-size your face?....for free!"

ChrisCantSkate
02-25-2003, 10:03 PM
Originally posted by '87 integra
Nobody know what movie this from???
shrek

PoleMan14
02-25-2003, 10:03 PM
Originally posted by ChrisCantSkate
omg... no. its super troopers

lol yes super troopers....willy wonka could also be right though haha.

DsBlu01CivEX
02-25-2003, 10:14 PM
damn y'all answered all the quotes and then didn't post any new quotes. I knew most of them....not all though. And damn Chris have you seen like every movie ever made????


"Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do but it won't get you anywhere"

or

"Big, dumb and tone deaf, I'm so glad I'm unconscious for all of this"

They're from different movies.....

mt.biker
02-25-2003, 10:28 PM
Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
damn y'all answered all the quotes and then didn't post any new quotes. I knew most of them....not all though. And damn Chris have you seen like every movie ever made????


"Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do but it won't get you anywhere"

or

"Big, dumb and tone deaf, I'm so glad I'm unconscious for all of this"

They're from different movies.....

first one is van wilder

and the second one is emperor's new grove...

no i've seen all the movies! lmao


Heres one that might make you think.. its long

"There's one thing I dont get about lezbians, they want nothing to do with dick. See i get straight guys, they want to give dick and I get straight girls because they want to get dick. And well gay guys want to give and recieve dick. But lezbians want nothing to do with dick at all, i just dont get them"

that might not be exactly how its is in the movie so forgive me

ChrisCantSkate
02-25-2003, 10:31 PM
since rob forgot to post a quote....

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

armyguy5
02-25-2003, 10:37 PM
C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia! We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again! We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia! It's like we're going into Wisconsin!

mt.biker
02-25-2003, 10:38 PM
Originally posted by ChrisCantSkate
since rob forgot to post a quote....

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

Fear&Loathing in Las Vegas

that one took me A LONG TIME!

DsBlu01CivEX
02-25-2003, 10:38 PM
Originally posted by mt.biker
first one is van wilder

and the second one is emperor's new grove...

no i've seen all the movies! lmao


Heres one that might make you think.. its long

"There's one thing I dont get about lezbians, they want nothing to do with dick. See i get straight guys, they want to give dick and I get straight girls because they want to get dick. And well gay guys want to give and recieve dick. But lezbians want nothing to do with dick at all, i just dont get them"

that might not be exactly how its is in the movie so forgive me


Chasing Amy....


Here's my new one

"Strong side, left side. Strong side, left side"

JamieS697
02-25-2003, 10:40 PM
got quite a few that come to mind

1."Make like a tree and get outta here"

2."Win the lottery d*ckhead, enjoy your shower smartass"

3."Say hello to my little friend.."

4."How u trying to run a successful bidness and you dont got no slicks malt liquor?"

mt.biker
02-25-2003, 10:41 PM
Originally posted by armyguy5
C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia! We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again! We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia! It's like we're going into Wisconsin!

Now this one was hard, its been a long time since I saw Stripes

was that it?

armyguy5
02-25-2003, 10:42 PM
#1 is in boondock saints but it's also in many movies

chris

mt.biker
02-25-2003, 10:43 PM
Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
Chasing Amy....


Here's my new one

"Strong side, left side. Strong side, left side"
to easy remember the titans

that was a good movie, dont know how many people saw that though...

ChrisCantSkate
02-25-2003, 10:44 PM
Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
Chasing Amy....


Here's my new one

"Strong side, left side. Strong side, left side"
remeber the titans

whats whoopie?


and people... your not playing by the rules again


*edit* damn you rob, beat me to it *edit*

Djsteals
02-25-2003, 10:44 PM
Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
Chasing Amy....


Here's my new one

"Strong side, left side. Strong side, left side"

Remember the Titans

You both beat me..Damn you both! lol

DsBlu01CivEX
02-25-2003, 10:45 PM
Originally posted by ChrisCantSkate
remeber the titans

whats whoopie?


and people... your not playing by the rules again


*edit* damn you rob, beat me to it *edit*

Mallrats....


my new one

"What's this having to like things all the time?
It's about surprises.
Love is exciting and It's thrilling.
It drives you so insane you think you're going to explode. It's the whole point "


and yes people aren't playin by the rules....tisk!

96coupe
02-25-2003, 10:47 PM
Originally posted by JamieS697
got quite a few that come to mind

1."Make like a tree and get outta here"

2."Win the lottery d*ckhead, enjoy your shower smartass"

3."Say hello to my little friend.."

4."How u trying to run a successful bidness and you dont got no slicks malt liquor?"




1. Back to the Future

3. Scarface, Next Friday

dunno the other 2

armyguy5
02-25-2003, 10:49 PM
Originally posted by mt.biker
Now this one was hard, its been a long time since I saw Stripes

was that it?

yea

next

Does the Sheriff always ride in a taxi? Yep, ever since he failed his drivers test.

ChrisCantSkate
02-25-2003, 10:49 PM
Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
Mallrats....


my new one

"What's this having to like things all the time?
It's about surprises.
Love is exciting and It's thrilling.
It drives you so insane you think you're going to explode. It's the whole point "


and yes people aren't playin by the rules....tisk!
as good as it gets? im really stumbed.. that kinda sounds like it might be it though... i wont post a quote until im right though

*edit* i think im wrong *edit*

DsBlu01CivEX
02-25-2003, 10:52 PM
Originally posted by ChrisCantSkate
as good as it gets? im really stumbed.. that kinda sounds like it might be it though... i wont post a quote until im right though

nope...I don't think I even saw that movie....so you can't post a new quote yet....I'll give a hint...but you have to specify what kind of hint you want...

mt.biker
02-25-2003, 10:53 PM
Originally posted by armyguy5
yea

next

Does the Sheriff always ride in a taxi? Yep, ever since he failed his drivers test.
seems you like the older movies

funny farm if i'm not mistaken

ChrisCantSkate
02-25-2003, 10:54 PM
Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
nope...I don't think I even saw that movie....so you can't post a new quote yet....I'll give a hint...but you have to specify what kind of hint you want...
a good one

armyguy5
02-25-2003, 10:56 PM
yea i like older movies and FUnny farm it is

i guess i can abide by the rules now

chris

mt.biker
02-25-2003, 10:56 PM
Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
Mallrats....


my new one

"What's this having to like things all the time?
It's about surprises.
Love is exciting and It's thrilling.
It drives you so insane you think you're going to explode. It's the whole point "


and yes people aren't playin by the rules....tisk!
alright this one took me forever and i think this might be the end of me racking my brain for movie quotes but it should be

Boys and girls
and for a quote.. and easy give away

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning... Smells like victory."

DsBlu01CivEX
02-25-2003, 10:57 PM
Originally posted by ChrisCantSkate
a good one


Jason Biggs is in it....













Rob already guessed it on aim....as of yet he hasn't posted the answer....

armyguy5
02-25-2003, 10:57 PM
DS is it The wedding planner??

i dont nkow

chris

mt.biker
02-25-2003, 10:58 PM
here is another

"Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a ****ing big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers..... Choose DIY and wondering who the **** you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stuffing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, ****ed-up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life..... But why would I want to do a thing like that?" - hope i got that all right guys...

mt.biker
02-25-2003, 11:01 PM
and to make your lives more difficult

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish, and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepards the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brothers keeper and the finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

And you will know my name is the LORD, when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"


alright maybe that will help now that its longer

ChrisCantSkate
02-25-2003, 11:01 PM
Originally posted by mt.biker
alright this one took me forever and i think this might be the end of me racking my brain for movie quotes but it should be

Boys and girls
and for a quote.. and easy give away

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning... Smells like victory."
apocalypse now.

im gonna try to figure your other one out before post a new quote

ChrisCantSkate
02-25-2003, 11:04 PM
Originally posted by mt.biker
here is another

"Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a ****ing big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers..... Choose DIY and wondering who the **** you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stuffing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, ****ed-up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life..... But why would I want to do a thing like that?" - hope i got that all right guys...
trainspotting


i'll put one up now....

Take him to the Tower of London. Make him part of the tour

DsBlu01CivEX
02-25-2003, 11:04 PM
damn rob....I can't place any of yours....which means no new quote for me ;(

ChrisCantSkate
02-25-2003, 11:07 PM
Originally posted by mt.biker
and to make your lives more difficult

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish, and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepards the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brothers keeper and the finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

And you will know my name is the LORD, when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"


alright maybe that will help now that its longer
longer helped. its pulp fiction

mt.biker
02-25-2003, 11:09 PM
Originally posted by ChrisCantSkate
longer helped. its pulp fiction
its too easy long though..

DsBlu01CivEX
02-25-2003, 11:10 PM
Originally posted by ChrisCantSkate
trainspotting


i'll put one up now....

Take him to the Tower of London. Make him part of the tour

Robin Hood men in tights....I think...I won't post a new quote until I know for sure...but im like 99.5% sure thats it

mt.biker
02-25-2003, 11:10 PM
now no cheating this one is going to get you all...

“We are all blind men in a cave, looking for a candle
that was lit 3000 years ago.”

ChrisCantSkate
02-25-2003, 11:12 PM
Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
Robin Hood men in tights....I think...I won't post a new quote until I know for sure...but im like 99.5% sure thats it
yes.. good job

armyguy5
02-25-2003, 11:17 PM
"Anything else mom? You want me to mow the lawn? Oops. Forgot. New York, no grass."

DsBlu01CivEX
02-25-2003, 11:17 PM
Originally posted by ChrisCantSkate
yes.. good job

thank you...I love that movie! "Hey Abbot.....*Abbot mumbles* I hate that guy" is my favorite line. haha...

hmmm..this one is way to easy but it'll have to do until I can think of a better one....

"Put the bunny back in the box"

Djsteals
02-25-2003, 11:19 PM
Stigmata

Just borrowed that from my sister. That was a hard one.

army guy... Hackers

New one: "Me.....A back up guy for Tommy."

ChrisCantSkate
02-25-2003, 11:20 PM
Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
thank you...I love that movie! "Hey Abbot.....*Abbot mumbles* I hate that guy" is my favorite line. haha...

hmmm..this one is way to easy but it'll have to do until I can think of a better one....

"Put the bunny back in the box"
con air?

DsBlu01CivEX
02-25-2003, 11:24 PM
Originally posted by ChrisCantSkate
con air?


:yes:

I'm gonna soon have to start going and looking at what movies I own....It's hard just sittin here thinking of quotes that aren't going to be totally obvious. I could quote Office Space until I'm blue in the face, but they're all gonna be easy for everyone to answer....it's gotta be a challenge.

Djsteals
02-25-2003, 11:28 PM
"the place got hit by lighting? F*ck you pay me"

ChrisCantSkate
02-25-2003, 11:29 PM
Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
:yes:

I'm gonna soon have to start going and looking at what movies I own....It's hard just sittin here thinking of quotes that aren't going to be totally obvious. I could quote Office Space until I'm blue in the face, but they're all gonna be easy for everyone to answer....it's gotta be a challenge.
yeah i know... im thinking back to all the good movies no one remebers right now


Hey whats up mom? I'm gonna ask you this nicely first. Can i have my drumsticks back?

armyguy5
02-25-2003, 11:30 PM
yea that's con air

"They're called dragon's teeth...the Krauts put them there to stop our tanks"

chris

96coupe
02-25-2003, 11:37 PM
Originally posted by ChrisCantSkate
yeah i know... im thinking back to all the good movies no one remebers right now


Hey whats up mom? I'm gonna ask you this nicely first. Can i have my drumsticks back?

detroit rock city


"they say money doesn't buy happiness, well look at the f@$king smile on my face, ear to ear baby."

ChrisCantSkate
02-25-2003, 11:39 PM
Originally posted by 96coupe
detroit rock city


"they say money doesn't buy happiness, well look at the f@$#ing smile on my face, ear to ear baby."
boiler room

guy1: You know how to fire one of these?
guy2: No.
guy1: No?!
guy2: Hey, all brothers don't know how to use guns, you racist mother****er.

Djsteals
02-25-2003, 11:43 PM
Die hard...With a vengeance

New one: "It's hotter than a Mexican Hooker on Nickel Night"

armyguy5
02-25-2003, 11:50 PM
"They're called dragon's teeth...the Krauts put them there to stop our tanks"


chris

blind34_1
02-26-2003, 02:15 PM
"you know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the jews wear."

this is an easy one!

blind34_1
02-26-2003, 02:22 PM
I dont think anyone answered Djsteals one "A census taker once tried to test me...I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice quinti." ... its Silence of the Lambs! c'mon. (I didnt read through all of the previous seven pages, but I can assume nobody got it.

mt.biker
02-26-2003, 02:24 PM
New one: "It's hotter than a Mexican Hooker on Nickel Night"
thats double take


"They're called dragon's teeth...the Krauts put them there to stop our tanks"
I :bow: to you good sir i dont know which movie thats from, I probably should though.

"you know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the jews wear."

is that from office space?

if im right about these two

check this one out

"one shot, one kill"

Zybach
02-26-2003, 05:30 PM
"Mama said, mama said alligators are annory cause they got all them teeth and no teeth brush."

'87 integra
02-26-2003, 05:39 PM
Originally posted by Zybach
"Mama said, mama said alligators are annory cause they got all them teeth and no teeth brush."
waterboy

"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast."

ChrisCantSkate
02-26-2003, 06:44 PM
Originally posted by '87 integra
waterboy

"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast."
happy gilmore

its called indoor plumbing, it gets the shit right out of your house

JamieS697
02-26-2003, 10:13 PM
person#1-how did the show go

Person#2-they didnt boo

JamieS697
02-26-2003, 10:14 PM
"wow ur names micheal bolten you must be a huge fan!"

96coupe
02-26-2003, 11:43 PM
office space

But, I'm funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to f@$kin' amuse you?

ChrisCantSkate
02-27-2003, 12:58 AM
Originally posted by ChrisCantSkate
happy gilmore

its called indoor plumbing, it gets the shit right out of your house
bumping mine, you guys cant post a quote up without answering the previous one.

oh the one above me is goodfellas

accord98lx
02-27-2003, 01:05 AM
Originally posted by C's 94 InTeGrA
now come on u have to kno this:

Cars, Bikes, Boards.......You name it...
I like anything fast enough to
do sumthin stupid in...

I dont think I saw anyone post the answer but it is

Triple X!! Xander Cage -.-

ChrisCantSkate
02-27-2003, 01:06 AM
Originally posted by accord98lx
I dont think I saw anyone post the answer but it is

Triple X!! Xander Cage -.-
it was answered

JamieS697
02-27-2003, 08:17 AM
good fellas 96 coupe

ChrisCantSkate
02-27-2003, 08:19 AM
Originally posted by JamieS697
good fellas 96 coupe
did you read the posts after his? i answred it already

Shot 2 Hel
02-27-2003, 07:14 PM
Originally posted by 96coupe
But, I'm funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to f@$kin' amuse you?


Super Troopers?

oh well there was one that was never answered and i knew that but im guessing that it was wrong oh well gotta think of a movie quote

"You still owe me a 10 second car"

"I still owe you a 10 second car, right?"

both from same movie really easy

HondaTypeJ
02-27-2003, 09:57 PM
"I'll buy that for a dollar!" Anyone? :-)

'87 integra
02-27-2003, 10:24 PM
Originally posted by Shot 2 Hel
Super Troopers?


"You still owe me a 10 second car"

"I still owe you a 10 second car, right?"



fast n furious

"your a millionaire, i cant believe you just tried to bribe that guy with $7. what..do you think i am made of money?"

Djsteals
02-27-2003, 10:30 PM
Originally posted by HondaTypeJ
"I'll buy that for a dollar!" Anyone? :-)

Robo Cop.

pauls-si
03-02-2003, 12:40 PM
Here's an oldie but a goodie........"She's gone from suck to blow"

Djsteals
03-02-2003, 06:58 PM
Originally posted by '87 integra
fast n furious

"your a millionaire, i cant believe you just tried to bribe that guy with $7. what..do you think i am made of money?"

How about a hint.

Pauls-si's is Space Balls.

'87 integra
03-03-2003, 03:00 PM
Originally posted by Djsteals
How about a hint.



The movie came out to video stores last tuesday.