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cashizslick
02-08-2003, 11:02 PM
Ok, i am on my way to my friends house, and its about 11:30. Its late, and cold out, so there are not too many cars on the road. This moron in a 94 prelude pulls up next to me. His car is completely stock, except for his Altezza :pukey tail lights. He rolls down his window and says, "Hey, wanna race for Pink slips??" I was so stunned by this stupid question - I replied, "Thats only for people who watch too many movies."

Come to find out, his car had an H22a in it, and he probably figured that i thought i was badass cause my car has an exhaust.

Why on earth would you ask somebody that? Man, i hope the next movie doesnt have any stupid lines like that in it (but we all know it will).

Any of you ever have stupid stuff like this happen to you?

ohiochica
02-08-2003, 11:03 PM
wtf are pink slips?????

firstgeardude
02-08-2003, 11:06 PM
maybe he was just ****in around and wanted to get you to race by talkin some bullshit

Originally posted by ohiochica
wtf are pink slips?????

ownership of the car i think...

ebpda9
02-08-2003, 11:11 PM
that's weird

RU_Teg
02-08-2003, 11:20 PM
thats pretty freakin' stupid...come up to you and ask if you wanna race for pink slips...wat a cock...If I was in a pissy mood and someone asked me that I'd probably get out my car and smack them for being so stupid...

juvenile
02-08-2003, 11:44 PM
Hmmm...too bad Canada doesn't have pink slips, but just has normal ownership forms that are no where close to pink. I guess here we could say.."I'll race you for green slips" :D

Wren57
02-09-2003, 12:01 AM
Once I had a dumbass in an old dodge stealth offer pink slips to race... I said no but would race for $5 to cover gas+whatever... so we raced and I won by maybe 1/2 car length to 100mph... well he was NOT turbo (obviously) because I won and I didnt hear a turbo or BOV or wastegate, so yeah... morons :rolleyes:

TeriyakiBroccoli
02-09-2003, 12:25 AM
my slip is white. so I'd say yea lets race ;)

project smack a hatch.. OHohohoh.

black95gs-t
02-09-2003, 12:38 AM
i was riding my bike and had a guy in an 87 hatchback civic ask me to race for slips. i stayed, well more like let him stay with me, with him till about 75 where he wasn't able to accelerate any more then pulled back on the throttle a little cuz i didn't want his car.
J

94_AcCoRd_EX
02-09-2003, 01:32 AM
That's pretty retarded. :yes:

ifeldwn02
02-09-2003, 02:11 AM
i would of had to go off on him just for being that stupid

Civic98
02-09-2003, 02:15 AM
damn i never had that stupid shit happen to me .....that is so dumb..

cashizslick
02-09-2003, 09:34 AM
Originally posted by RU_Teg
thats pretty freakin' stupid...come up to you and ask if you wanna race for pink slips...wat a cock...If I was in a pissy mood and someone asked me that I'd probably get out my car and smack them for being so stupid...

It was deffinately the stupidest question i have been asked in a while.

I dont carry the "pink slip" to my car around in my glovebox either.

cashizslick
02-09-2003, 09:38 AM
Originally posted by ohiochica
wtf are pink slips?????

They are the ownership forms to your car. At least i think (i have not had reason to look at any paperwork for my car since i bought it).

a96710
02-09-2003, 01:05 PM
What a moron. I've never had anyone ask me anything dumb like that before.

pdiggitydogg
02-09-2003, 01:44 PM
I woulda said sure and then let him drive off thinkin he would win and get my car...what a dumb ass

oh and my slip is yellow

Racing Rice
02-09-2003, 01:51 PM
Originally posted by ohiochica
wtf are pink slips?????

All of these guys are lying to you.. Thats what you get when your work fires you..;) My title for my car is white..:pfft:

cashizslick
02-10-2003, 08:32 AM
come to think of it, my slip is also white. . . . . .

SolPol
02-10-2003, 01:01 PM
The expression comes straight out of the 50's. Back when pink slips were pink. Everything wasn't such a pain in the ass about cars back then.

Turbo_LS_Hatch
02-10-2003, 01:25 PM
Yes, a pink slip is proof of ownership of the car. I've had someone ask me that too when I had my GS-R. It was some riced out CRX, and he kept jumping at me, and I played with him, after I beat his ass a few times I started laughing everytime he jumped, he got pissed and asked if I'd run for slips, so I said sure. We caught a light, it turned green, and he was beat by at least 5 lengths. After the race, he took off. I just let him go because the car was a big piece of shit. I've seen him a few times at a local race spot and always laugh at him, he doesn't recognize me since the new car though.

msvtec14
02-10-2003, 02:54 PM
Cash, we should do that to people at our meet at the BTP. We can be cool too.

j/k.

cashizslick
02-10-2003, 03:04 PM
Originally posted by msvtec14
Cash, we should do that to people at our meet at the BTP. We can be cool too.

j/k.

I bet we would get a lot of takers - ricers with a muffler and Altezza's who have no idea of what clutch control is - lol

msvtec14
02-11-2003, 10:46 AM
Originally posted by cashizslick
I bet we would get a lot of takers - ricers with a muffler and Altezza's who have no idea of what clutch control is - lol

Not even a muffler. Just the muffler tips things that make a lot of noise. And then we can be all Ja Rule about it and do the whole "It's not how you stand by your car..." speech.

DJWURM
02-11-2003, 01:35 PM
Originally posted by black95gs-t
i was riding my bike and had a guy in an 87 hatchback civic ask me to race for slips. i stayed, well more like let him stay with me, with him till about 75 where he wasn't able to accelerate any more then pulled back on the throttle a little cuz i didn't want his car.
J

haha thats great! man you wanna race for pink slips of bikes? ive got a huffy with altezza reflectors and a chrome kickstand

msvtec14
02-11-2003, 02:49 PM
Ok, the F&F does make people stupid. I've concluded that I do appreciate it though because it made Cash write a thread about some dumbass that we all made fun of. And got a good laugh out of the situation.

ford50forlife
02-12-2003, 12:44 AM
ahh, the fast and the furious... WHATS EVERYONES FAVORITE PART ABOUT THAT MOVIE? i think its the mystical floorboard falling off after nitrous is injected into the motor,

or perhaps the 7sp manual the eclipse had in the parking lot seen?

ANYONE ELSE?

msvtec14
02-12-2003, 08:38 AM
I guess my favorite part or should I say thing is how Brian Earl Spilner repeats himself alot. Ohhhh, I just thought of something. When Mia disses the big guy that thinks he's badass (Leon?) and he gets all mad and hits the microwave and then proceeds to yell at everyone to "make thier own damn popcorn".

cashizslick
02-12-2003, 02:07 PM
Originally posted by ford50forlife
ahh, the fast and the furious... WHATS EVERYONES FAVORITE PART ABOUT THAT MOVIE? i think its the mystical floorboard falling off after nitrous is injected into the motor,

or perhaps the 7sp manual the eclipse had in the parking lot seen?

ANYONE ELSE?

My favorite part is when the engine in the eclipse blows, but the car is perfectly fine in the next scene when it "out runs" the cops.

pdiggitydogg
02-12-2003, 02:15 PM
1st shot of the eclipse running in the parking lot...they show him shifing 5 times but you hear 6 shifts...and when hes spinning the backup lights are on...man he really lost it there

ford50forlife
02-12-2003, 02:50 PM
Originally posted by pdiggitydogg
1st shot of the eclipse running in the parking lot...they show him shifing 5 times but you hear 6 shifts...

those 7 spd manuals OWN u ;)..

BTW THAT FREAKING IMAGE ROCKS!!!

keep em coming this is funny as hell

that motor thing is funny too

cashizslick
02-12-2003, 03:02 PM
You gotta love how the asian gang desides to destroy a car (the eclipse) with 50k + dollars invested in it (if the car was nobody's, why didnt the asian's just take it?). Even if i were rich, i would sell the car or do something besides destroy it.

ford50forlife
02-12-2003, 03:12 PM
yea same here, i woulda at least jumped in it and hit up 2nd and 3rd for a bit then blew it up :pfft:

P.s. SCUSE ME, THATS IF THE WELDS ON THE INTAKE DIDNT BLOW OF COURSE.

msvtec14
02-12-2003, 03:46 PM
Originally posted by cashizslick
You gotta love how the asian gang desides to destroy a car (the eclipse) with 50k + dollars invested in it (if the car was nobody's, why didnt the asian's just take it?). Even if i were rich, i would sell the car or do something besides destroy it.

Speaking of the Asian gang...It appears that one of them is wearing snakeskin pants or something of the sort. I just found that humorous. I don't know, I think I'd be more hurt if I saw my baby blown up in my face by a guy wearing snakeskin pants -vs- just someone taking off with it.

ford50forlife
02-12-2003, 03:48 PM
Originally posted by msvtec14
Speaking of the Asian gang...It appears that one of them is wearing snakeskin pants or something of the sort. I just found that humorous. I don't know, I think I'd be more hurt if I saw my baby blown up in my face by a guy wearing snakeskin pants -vs- just someone taking off with it.

http://images.cardomain.com/installs/242000-242999/242956_79_full.jpg

ford50forlife
02-12-2003, 03:50 PM
hehe i love posting with pictures im sorry:paranoid:

Shot 2 Hel
02-12-2003, 07:30 PM
did anyone find it odd that it took them like 2 minutes to do that first race thing that was supposed to be only a 1/4 mile :crazy:

or how the rough tough guys have enough money to buy 4 civics and fix them up and all but he couldent have just bought what he wanted w/o stealing am i the only one confused

ford50forlife
02-12-2003, 07:36 PM
Originally posted by Shot 2 Hel
did anyone find it odd that it took them like 2 minutes to do that first race thing that was supposed to be only a 1/4 mile :crazy:

or how the rough tough guys have enough money to buy 4 civics and fix them up and all but he couldent have just bought what he wanted w/o stealing am i the only one confused

yea no doubt, and especially the last race wheres its EXACTLY a 1/4 mile but yet that race was like 2-3 minutes... shit if i pump up my reeboks ill smoke they ass

Kyle
02-12-2003, 07:55 PM
Originally posted by Shot 2 Hel
did anyone find it odd that it took them like 2 minutes to do that first race thing that was supposed to be only a 1/4 mile :crazy:

or how the rough tough guys have enough money to buy 4 civics and fix them up and all but he couldent have just bought what he wanted w/o stealing am i the only one confused
he got the money by stealing...
and yeah...it's pretty damn weird how the first race took WAAAY to long...

Civickid0to60
02-12-2003, 07:58 PM
gay? :yes:

Grip72
02-12-2003, 08:25 PM
hey..maybe the car wasn't even that dudes? Maybe he stole it and didn't give a shit what happened to it? That could make sense hey...

JamieS697
02-12-2003, 10:01 PM
one thing that got me is why they wouldnt bring in the asian gang for blowing up the car??? o well oh yea and the seven speed eclipse haha

drdingo21
02-12-2003, 10:05 PM
Originally posted by ford50forlife
http://images.cardomain.com/installs/242000-242999/242956_79_full.jpg heh i got one...
http://www.jjburnett.netfirms.com/images/fd5768eb.jpg

ford50forlife
02-13-2003, 03:33 AM
ROFLMAO, thats going on my page no doubt about it!

heres a classic

http://www.imgstudio.com/IMGphotos/2003/February/12/sthumb/021220035334113.jpg

msvtec14
02-13-2003, 09:09 AM
Oh my GOD. Is that real? That happened to me one time. With the deer.

firstgeardude
02-13-2003, 01:34 PM
Originally posted by ford50forlife
http://images.cardomain.com/installs/242000-242999/242956_79_full.jpg

how come the front end of the durango didnt get damaged?

msvtec14
02-13-2003, 01:53 PM
Originally posted by firstgeardude
how come the front end of the durango didnt get damaged?


Perhaps it was a reindeer in flight.

DJWURM
02-13-2003, 01:54 PM
probably cause the deer jumped or hopped as they do,,, or maybe he fell from a bridge!

ford50forlife
02-13-2003, 03:07 PM
lol i wondered the same thing.... i hope there wasnt a passenger in there or they are probable scarred for life. if there was a passenger he/she is probably touring high schools/ colleges with this picture telling people to drive slow or a reindeer will try to eat them

firstgeardude
02-13-2003, 03:11 PM
Originally posted by msvtec14
Perhaps it was a reindeer in flight.

LMAO ;)

dam thats alot of damage... hope no one was killed

msvtec14
02-13-2003, 03:24 PM
Originally posted by firstgeardude
LMAO ;)

dam thats alot of damage... hope no one was killed

I'm telling you. That was just f*cked up when I hit one of those damn things. And the poor thing didn't even die right away. It was just laying there in the road. The cops had to block off the road and then they shot it in the head.

firstgeardude
02-13-2003, 03:33 PM
dam.... so how bad was the damage to your car?