Funeral Planning (joke).

[Rob]

A well-known cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point one of the mourners burst into laughter.

When confronted, he said "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral --I'm a gynecologist."

At that point, the proctologist fainted.

:D

[ChrisCantSkate]

bahahahha

[ifeldwn02]

lamo
id like like to those lips close:crazy:

[ebpda9]

LMAO

[RU_Teg]

lol:D :crazy:

[juvenile]

If someone could explain what each of those proffesions meant I would get the joke...until then...I'm lost :crazy:

[94_AcCoRd_EX]

LOL, that's a good one :D Lots of good jokes tonight

[Sol's Eye]

Originally posted by juvenile
If someone could explain what each of those proffesions meant I would get the joke...until then...I'm lost :crazy:

Cardiologist: Heart doctor
Gynecologist: Doctor of...women's...parts...and stuff.
Proctologist: Butt doctor.

Funny stuff, btw. :D

[DsBlu01CivEX]

hehe good one Rob:yes: