DsBlu01CivEX
01-29-2003, 06:54 PM
>
> >
> >1) Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
> >squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?
> >
> >(2) Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to
>horrible
> >crisp which no decent human being would eat?
> >
> >(3) Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
> >
> >(4) If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
> >(5) Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
> >
> >(6) If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of
> >coconut,why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
> >
> >(7) Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but
>don't
> >point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
> >
> >(8) Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they
>are
> >going to look up there anyway?
> >
> >(9) Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're
> >both dogs!
> >
> >10) What do you call male ballerinas?
> >
> >11) Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??
> >
> >(12) Why are Trix only for kids?
> >
> >(13) If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why
> >didn't he just buy dinner?
> >
> > (14) Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?
> >(15) If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
> >
> >(16) If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
> >vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
> >
> >(17) If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear
>him,
> >is he still wrong?
> >
> >(18) Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion
> >stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is
>wet
> >paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
> >
> >(19) If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
> >
> >(20) Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
> >
> >(21) Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
> >same tune?
> >
> >(22) Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
> >
> >(23) Did you ever notice! that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad
> >at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the
>window?
> >
> >And... just an afterthought... when you read #21, why did you run through
> >both songs real quick to make sure?????
Hmm....22 looks awfully familiar for some reason....:hmmm: :D
*hangs head* and yes I sang the alphabet and twinkle little star to see if they had the same tune. :paranoid:
> >
> >1) Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
> >squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?
> >
> >(2) Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to
>horrible
> >crisp which no decent human being would eat?
> >
> >(3) Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
> >
> >(4) If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
> >(5) Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
> >
> >(6) If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of
> >coconut,why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
> >
> >(7) Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but
>don't
> >point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
> >
> >(8) Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they
>are
> >going to look up there anyway?
> >
> >(9) Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're
> >both dogs!
> >
> >10) What do you call male ballerinas?
> >
> >11) Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??
> >
> >(12) Why are Trix only for kids?
> >
> >(13) If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why
> >didn't he just buy dinner?
> >
> > (14) Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?
> >(15) If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
> >
> >(16) If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
> >vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
> >
> >(17) If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear
>him,
> >is he still wrong?
> >
> >(18) Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion
> >stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is
>wet
> >paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
> >
> >(19) If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
> >
> >(20) Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
> >
> >(21) Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
> >same tune?
> >
> >(22) Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
> >
> >(23) Did you ever notice! that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad
> >at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the
>window?
> >
> >And... just an afterthought... when you read #21, why did you run through
> >both songs real quick to make sure?????
Hmm....22 looks awfully familiar for some reason....:hmmm: :D
*hangs head* and yes I sang the alphabet and twinkle little star to see if they had the same tune. :paranoid: