here we go again...story time [Archive]

silver

01-17-2003, 05:37 PM

(the point is to keep the lines short, go with me on this :yes: )
3 words, here we go.

Yesterday I went

ChrisCantSkate

01-17-2003, 05:37 PM

to the bathroom

Rob

01-17-2003, 05:40 PM

and was surprised

ChrisCantSkate

01-17-2003, 05:40 PM

to find a

mt.biker

01-17-2003, 05:41 PM

fresh roll, how'd that get there?

ChrisCantSkate

01-17-2003, 05:42 PM

Originally posted by mt.biker
fresh roll, how'd that get there?
3 words only

Quevv

01-17-2003, 05:43 PM

that was pink

02CiviC

01-17-2003, 06:08 PM

and smelled like

ChrisCantSkate

01-17-2003, 06:09 PM

roast beef curtains

Rob

01-17-2003, 06:21 PM

Originally posted by ChrisCantSkate
roast beef curtains
ROFLMFAO :D :D :D

...I decided to

pdiggitydogg

01-17-2003, 06:31 PM

smell it deeply

C's 94 InTeGrA

01-17-2003, 06:49 PM

i tooka bite

pdiggitydogg

01-17-2003, 06:52 PM

it was rotten

Kyle

01-17-2003, 08:01 PM

...and then I...

juvenile

01-17-2003, 08:08 PM

put some salt...

accord98lx

01-17-2003, 08:31 PM

and some pepper

TonitrusEN

01-17-2003, 08:44 PM

in my eyes

Kyle

01-17-2003, 08:47 PM

...as i screamed

juvenile

01-17-2003, 09:01 PM

word yo ph@*#Y&@*#)(*(((3@***&@&##$*...

02CiviC

01-17-2003, 09:24 PM

my eyes turned

Kyle

01-17-2003, 09:29 PM

to the ground

JamieS697

01-17-2003, 09:39 PM

then i looked:crazy:

juvenile

01-17-2003, 09:41 PM

because I saw...

Kyle

01-17-2003, 09:44 PM

How small my

guywithastang

01-17-2003, 10:04 PM

feet are getting

juvenile

01-17-2003, 10:16 PM

since I have...

pdiggitydogg

01-17-2003, 10:32 PM

a fat gut

Sol's Eye

01-17-2003, 10:33 PM

damnit, pdiggitydog, beat me to it.

I decided to..

pdiggitydogg

01-17-2003, 10:37 PM

watch some porn

juvenile

01-17-2003, 10:39 PM

since I can't..

Sol's Eye

01-17-2003, 10:44 PM

reach my penis...

TeriyakiBroccoli

01-17-2003, 10:54 PM

So I farted...

juvenile

01-17-2003, 11:18 PM

like my exhaust...

pdiggitydogg

01-17-2003, 11:22 PM

"damn my obx"

Kyle

01-17-2003, 11:47 PM

what the hell

pdiggitydogg

01-17-2003, 11:56 PM

is wrong with

Grip72

01-18-2003, 12:23 AM

my scabby knees

HondaTypeJ

01-18-2003, 12:46 AM

I began to cry

Rob

01-18-2003, 01:10 AM

"NEED MORE CHEESE!!!"

ebpda9

01-18-2003, 01:25 AM

so i went

TeriyakiBroccoli

01-18-2003, 02:38 AM

to the store

accord98lx

01-18-2003, 06:07 AM

and saw this

TonitrusEN

01-18-2003, 09:21 AM

creepy lookin guy

DomesticImport

01-18-2003, 10:53 AM

whose teeth were

pdiggitydogg

01-18-2003, 10:57 AM

green and jagged

ChrisCantSkate

01-18-2003, 11:08 AM

and then he

DomesticImport

01-18-2003, 11:22 AM

scratched his fanny:moon:

02CiviC

01-18-2003, 11:40 AM

and grabbed my

Rob

01-18-2003, 11:44 AM

special place really

ChrisCantSkate

01-18-2003, 12:08 PM

hard. because i

(lets start using puncuation when you finish a sentance)

TonitrusEN

01-18-2003, 12:35 PM

asked him to.

pdiggitydogg

01-18-2003, 12:44 PM

Oh my god

accord98lx

01-18-2003, 01:16 PM

it felt so

blind34_1

01-18-2003, 01:24 PM

very very dirty

Rob

01-18-2003, 01:52 PM

But I still

ebpda9

01-18-2003, 02:12 PM

am a postwhore ;)

ChrisCantSkate

01-18-2003, 02:16 PM

since i never

TonitrusEN

01-18-2003, 02:20 PM

wipe myself properly :crazy:

ebpda9

01-18-2003, 02:23 PM

you can smell

ChrisCantSkate

01-18-2003, 02:25 PM

what i forgot

Rob

01-18-2003, 02:25 PM

my white ass

ebpda9

01-18-2003, 02:44 PM

i meant hairy ;)

juvenile

01-18-2003, 02:56 PM

chicken balls because

pdiggitydogg

01-18-2003, 02:58 PM

they feel so

Rob

01-18-2003, 02:59 PM

happy in pants

Kyle

01-18-2003, 03:37 PM

right until they

02CiviC

01-18-2003, 04:15 PM

start to itch

pdiggitydogg

01-18-2003, 05:25 PM

and get swollen

JamieS697

01-18-2003, 05:26 PM

then i realize

firstgeardude

01-18-2003, 05:28 PM

how dumb this

pdiggitydogg

01-18-2003, 05:41 PM

is starting to

02CiviC

01-18-2003, 08:01 PM

get because i

TonitrusEN

01-18-2003, 09:52 PM

luff the rice. End of story allalala

HondaTypeJ

01-18-2003, 10:24 PM

lol

pdiggitydogg

01-18-2003, 10:48 PM

well that was fun

ShEaNy

01-19-2003, 12:26 AM

DAMN IT I COME IN here and its done....BAH ok new one.......This Fine morning....

Rob

01-19-2003, 12:40 AM

the post-whoring ended......

ebpda9

01-19-2003, 02:32 AM

you were supposed to say that in 3 words :D