Weirdest time/place...

[Wren57]

Hey guys and gals, Im bored and inspired and was wondering where the weirdest place you have ever had a sexual encounter. ie changing room at mall, broom closet, around lots of people, etc... juve, you gotta be quiet about this one:pfft: , but my weirdest was when my GF and I went to Alabama to spend the night at some guys house that went to the college there. Anyways, we fell asleep on the sofa in a small room with lots of people around... at 5am they all had to leave to do frat work, so my GF and I went in the bathroom, *cough*, and went back to sleep on the sofa...

[Rob]

1st) Thanksgiving day....bathroom....gf's grandparents house full of people

2nd) Gazebo.....middle of day....courtyard in tech school (military people will know what I'm talking about)

I can continue but there are too many to list.........

[DomesticImport]

i live across from a ski resort.... well one day in the summer we went up the ski hill for a pickinic and well thats not all we had up there;) (daytime)

in the middle of the woods in my back yard (daytime)

in the parking lot of my college (daytime), lotsa kids walking around too

pulled over on the side of the highway (nighttime)

hahah well i could go on and on, my favorite is in public... gives it a little extra rush of excitement

[Wren57]

This thread def needs a bump^ !!! Surely there are more people out there with interesting stories...

[ChrisCantSkate]

none...

[ebpda9]

not me.

[Rob]

am I whore then? :paranoid:

[Wren57]

Seems like it... hehe... c'mon, out with the stories!:yes:

[Grip72]

uh..my ex and i went swimming at a public outdoor pool once...so we got horny and came back there later that night around 9, jumped the fence and away we went. (the pool was not in our town..we had to drive 45misn to another city..)...uhm in my friends bed at a party with ppl still partying and in his bathroom AND in his hottub (poor guy).. Uhm in my another friend's parents bed at a party..in my ex's brothers bed..in my friends bathroom, in my shower (that was sweet :yes: ) in my car, my ex's truck, my parents car, her parent's car, in her kitchen, in my living room, in her living room...the list goes on....god being single sucks..

[Grip72]

oh me and my ex were having sex in his hottub (sneakily) while my bud and his gf were going at it too...HAHAHA

[mylittlecivic]

you dirty little boy:no: :pfft:

[Wren57]

DAMN DUDE! That's quite the list... my GF and I have done it in her pool, her hot tub, her bed, her chair, the floor (i highly recommend), my bed and the bathroom of some college guys... yeah I cant wait to try out the shower!:yes:

[Accord Man]

In a plane lavatory
In a theater
In a tree house (it was her fantasy, LOL I had to secure the tree house to tree otherwise the whole thing would have definitely come down.. )
In the Pacific -- a few meters from the shore (another one of her fantasies, I wasn’t able to perform as well, since the water was so damn cold!!!)
On the beach (in Carmel, Cali -- at night)
On a little island, thats sits somewhere in Lake Champlain..


But the best love making usually takes place in a warm and humid place..
-Jacuzzi
-Sauna
-Shower
(in that order -- :yes:)

[Rob]

Originally posted by highlander
I cant wait to try out the shower!:yes:
been there...done that...it's great! :yes:

o.k....I thought I was a whore, then came Accord Man

[ChrisCantSkate]

Originally posted by Accord Man
In a tree house (it was her fantasy, LOL I had to secure the tree house to tree otherwise the whole thing would have definitely come down.. )
hahahahahha... that sounded really funny

[mylittlecivic]

was it white with pink trim>? jfwy

[Accord Man]

Originally posted by AccordinStyle
been there...done that...it's great! :yes:

o.k....I thought I was a whore, then came Accord Man


So, are we like.. ManHoes??

:paranoid:

[Rob]

Originally posted by mylittlecivic
was it white with pink trim>? jfwy
Holy Sh!t Anna....you are on the right track for a spank bottom :crazy:

Originally posted by Accord Man
So, are we like.. ManHoes??

:paranoid:
Looks like to me.........

[mylittlecivic]

Originally posted by AccordinStyle
Holy Sh!t Anna....you are on the right track for a spank bottom :crazy:


Looks like to me.........


LOL:pfft:

[Rob]

Originally posted by mylittlecivic
LOL:pfft:
:D

[mylittlecivic]

does anyone ever use the chat room?

[ChrisCantSkate]

sometimes

[mylittlecivic]

noone has ever been in there when i went, i guess most people just stay on aim.....

[ChrisCantSkate]

Originally posted by mylittlecivic
noone has ever been in there when i went, i guess most people just stay on aim.....
im always on AIM... sometimes someone will post a go to chat now thread though

[Rob]

Originally posted by mylittlecivic
noone has ever been in there when i went, i guess most people just stay on aim.....
are you ever not in invisible mode?? :loco:

[mylittlecivic]

Originally posted by AccordinStyle
are you ever not in invisible mode?? :loco:


Im wonder woman:bandit: ha ha

[Rob]

Originally posted by mylittlecivic
Im wonder woman:bandit: ha ha
that's too easy...I'm gonna keep my mouth shut ;)

[mylittlecivic]

good boy

[Rob]

Originally posted by mylittlecivic
good boy
:kiss: ;)

[Grip72]

get a room...jfwy......



..i'm lonely...:paranoid:

[Racing Rice]

Hrmm.. I have several.. but Ill tell you a couple..

1.) In a park about noon, people around, not to far away. Thats was pretty interesting..

2.) Im my girlfriends aunts pool while we were talking to her parents while they were sitting on the pool deck.. :crazy:

3.) On the trampoline in my parents back yard. It wasnt a high risk move since my parents werent home and it was night. But they do have neighbors.. The trampoline was just fun though.:yes:

Im ruthless.. :D

[pdiggitydogg]

hmmm...my car outside arbys in the parking lot around noon w/ lots of people around

[DomesticImport]

ya the shower is very nice, the one i was in when we used it.. it had a little seat:yes:
we've tried the pool thing but its kinda not easy to do in there, so we just went up on the deck (guess what ... my dad caught us in the pool but he only saw the beginning stages of it not the full "sin") hehehe that day sucked
we also have done that at a friends house and she got pissed at us... oh well

hey heres a gross story:
i was over at my friends house and she had her b/f there with her. we were watching tv, they told me they were going to make something quick to eat up in the kitchen... so i was like "okay".about 15 mins later they came back down. i was still sitting there watching tv. then she throws this little ball thing at me (sometimes i act weird and put random things in my mouth like a baby would) so i threw it in my mouth. i was sitting there and i could taste something and i couldnt place it for some reason... so i say "what is this, tasts familiar" and when i looked up they were both cracking up! so i spit it out immeadiatly... turns out they put that damn little ball up her:eek: then threw it at me not realizing i put stuff in my mouth.... i havent heard the end of it for about 2 weeks

[Grip72]

i think i am going to puke now...thanks alot DI

[Grip72]

...hey..does cyber sex count? JUST KIDDING.....man i woke up at 7am to go apply for a job. Then i see a posting on the door "NOT ACCEPTING ANY MORE RESUMES UNLESS U HAVE THESE TICKETS" and it listed tickets that i dont have and can't get cuz they cost too much to take th ecourses..so its 930 now and i'm so tire dand SO bored

[DomesticImport]

Originally posted by Accord17
i think i am going to puke now...thanks alot DI

hahahahah



i applied to Target and firggen got turned down, how does that happen... i was looking around though and like 95%of the people working there were chicks! somethings going on there

[Racing Rice]

Originally posted by DomesticImport
turns out they put that damn little ball up her:eek: then threw it at me not realizing i put stuff in my mouth....

:pukey

Talk about sloppy seconds..:loco:

[mt.biker]

Originally posted by DomesticImport
so i threw it in my mouth. i was sitting there and i could taste something and i couldnt place it for some reason... so i say "what is this, tasts familiar" and when i looked up they were both cracking up! so i spit it out immeadiatly... turns out they put that damn little ball up her:eek: then threw it at me not realizing i put stuff in my mouth.... i havent heard the end of it for about 2 weeks
um that is more then disgusting mate... but i guess that'll teach you not to stick shit in your mouth... you've tasted your friends g/f... i'm gonna be sick :pukey :pukey

[juvenile]

:pukey :loco: :crazy:

[DsBlu01CivEX]

haha this was definitely entertaining to read....only one person is part of the mile high club...good job Accord man!!! hehe

Yah unfortunately...I can't add any stories....most of you know why...those of you that don't know why I'm sure can guess by now!

and guys it's not healthy for girls to have sex in pools and hot tubs and stuff. They can get all sorts of nasty infections and what not....which then you can't have sex anymore. SO NO MORE SEX IN DIRTY WATER!!!! (showers are a lil better than pools and hot tubs)

[Racing Rice]

You would think it would clean.. Works on Poison Ivy.. :crazy: :o

[DsBlu01CivEX]

Originally posted by Racing Rice
You would think it would clean.. Works on Poison Ivy.. :crazy: :o

yah you'd think that....but there are all sorts of bacteria livin in those warm moist places and well with the act you boys are just pushin all that stuff up in there....not healthy at all....:no: :pukey

[Rob]

Originally posted by DomesticImport
so i say "what is this, tasts familiar"
ROFLMFAO :D :D :D :D :D :D .........

did it taste like....ummm....chicken? ;)

[Racing Rice]

Originally posted by AccordinStyle
did it taste like....ummm....chicken? ;)

More like pigeon..;) :crazy:

[Wren57]

Yeah- sex under water is bad, always get outta it first. The act of penetration can trap water and air in the uteris, which then small air bubbles can be soaked into the blood stream by the uteris, putting small air bubbles in your blood which could get in your brain... scary thought...

[Grip72]

highlander...you seem to know alot about this shit..scary..

[Wren57]

Gotta read the rules before you can master the game:yes:

(i know that was lame:ricer: )

[DomesticImport]

Originally posted by highlander
Yeah- sex under water is bad, always get outta it first. The act of penetration can trap water and air in the uteris, which then small air bubbles can be soaked into the blood stream by the uteris, putting small air bubbles in your blood which could get in your brain... scary thought...

eech... u made me shiver with that thought:crazy: :loco:

[Accord Man]

DsBlu01CivEX : wow, its great that you are... All the experiences I listed were with the same girl, the girl I hope to make my wife.. I'm not actually a manhoe..






FACTOID : Guys, while doing it in water, if your pipi gets stuck in her cavity (suction), you need to stick something up your ass to refrain that suction effect.. :eek:

[Wren57]

Augh thats unneccesary roughness :pukey ... yeah all my experiences, and I mean all of them right to the first kiss have been with the same girl...

[Rob]

not me...I'm a whore.......

[Rob]

Originally posted by Accord Man
FACTOID : Guys, while doing it in water, if your pipi gets stuck in her cavity (suction), you need to stick something up your ass to refrain that suction effect.. :eek:
:pukey :crazy: :loco:

[ebpda9]

Originally posted by AccordinStyle
not me...I'm a whore.......


we all know that, but we understand.

[juvenile]

Originally posted by AccordinStyle
not me...I'm a whore.......
*ahem* Get some help! FAST!

[ebpda9]

Originally posted by juvenile
*ahem* Get some help! FAST!

help ? he needs some hoes fast :D his beep are turning blue :D right rob ?

[Rob]

Originally posted by hondaman-iac
help ? he needs some hoes fast :D his beep are turning blue :D right rob ?
:doh:

[juvenile]

Originally posted by hondaman-iac
help ? he needs some hoes fast :D his beep are turning blue :D right rob ?
I never said what kind of help now did I? ;)

[Whiteclipse99]

Originally posted by Racing Rice
2.) Im my girlfriends aunts pool while we were talking to her parents while they were sitting on the pool deck.. :crazy:



Ok, I'm curious as to how you managed that one? :confused:








Oh, and no interesting stories from me.....I'm a good girl. :yes:

[silver]

I once had an "experience" in cancun at a foam party. Let's just say that she had her back against a wall and we were discussing the upward spike in stock portfolio.

and that factoid isn't true, you have to stick something in her ass.

and now that dancing banana again.
:banana:

[msvtec14]

W/my X BF on a lifeguard chair.

[Racing Rice]

Originally posted by Whiteclipse99
Ok, I'm curious as to how you managed that one? :confused:



well we were against the wall nearest to them. They were sitting back further on the porch, every time she would say something we had to stop.. It was a little strange, but we managed somehow..

We also did it on the couch while we were sitting there talking to my (now wife's) friend who was sitting on another couch across the room... We had a blanket over us, she just thought she was sitting on my lap.. lol ;)

[irishdx]

On the highway in the back of a '79 Toyota Corona hatchback (not the seat) at 60mph. Our friend swerving to hit all of the potholes. (Or was she just a bad driver?)

[Racing Rice]

Originally posted by irishdx
On the highway in the back of a '79 Toyota Corona hatchback (not the seat) at 60mph. Our friend swerving to hit all of the potholes. (Or was she just a bad driver?)

Hatchbacks are cool arent they..;)

[msvtec14]

Originally posted by Racing Rice
Hatchbacks are cool arent they..;)

Nah, I had some problems with that in the storm way back when.

[msvtec14]

Originally posted by msvtec14
Nah, I had some problems with that in the storm way back when.

I should clarify...The Geo Storm.

[ohiochica]

ok i am really hoping brian doesnt see this thread but my 2 unique encounters was on a roller coaster platform at cedar point (with my best friend, yes a male!) and in brians truck bed, watching fireworks.

oops almost forgot shower experience, i ended up falling and we thought i had broken my arm!

[DomesticImport]

ya hatches leak if you dont keep up on the weather stripping but when you put subs in em... they sound much much better in your car

[msvtec14]

Um. I didn't mean that way. I meant that I kept hitting my head on the rear windshield. ;)

[DomesticImport]

hahaha, oh, yes their is also not much height room can barly fit my subs back there;) never tried it back there b4 though... front seat is the only place i could in my car... its so darn small inside my car

[msvtec14]

Yeah me and the X. This was quite sometime ago. And it was in the winter and it was snowing but we were at a party and we were just going to the store for a minute. There was no possible way but to open the hatch up. It was cool though because it was snowing and it was all pretty and whatnot. Yeah, the front seat of my Accord is pretty accomodating.

[Racing Rice]

Originally posted by msvtec14
Um. I didn't mean that way. I meant that I kept hitting my head on the rear windshield. ;)

bwahaha... I never tried it when I had my storm.. They are a pretty small though. :paranoid:

Considering my subs usually took up the back seat.
:crazy:

[Rob]

Originally posted by msvtec14
Um. I didn't mean that way. I meant that I kept hitting my head on the rear windshield. ;)
:D

[HondaChickk02]

Hmmm....
1. the whole sex thing in the shower just does not work with the guy is like over 6 ft. akward moments..
2. in a deserted baseball parkin lot at night in my lik civic. with the steering wheel up my ass and my leg stuck in btwn the door and seat.
3. in a hotel bathroom with 5 other guys passed out in the room drunk. and no..it was not an orgy and i didnt have sex with all of them. with my ex only.
All of those sexcapades were with ex's..none with the current boyfriend though. i need to change that!!:yes:

[Rob]

Originally posted by HondaChickk02
with the steering wheel up my ass and my leg stuck in btwn the door and seat.
if the steering wheel was up your ass, what exactly were you doing?? :busted: ;)

[msvtec14]

Originally posted by Racing Rice
bwahaha... I never tried it when I had my storm.. They are a pretty small though. :paranoid:

Considering my subs usually took up the back seat.
:crazy:

Tell me about the smallness! I hated that car. I know that you liked yours but man, mine was the car from hell. I intentionally stopped putting oil in it and it eventually caught on fire. Yeah, I think we talked about this one though. Seriously, I don't know what the hell I was thinking when I thought that I could get my groove on in that sad excuse for a car. That's like trying to get in on in a RubberMaid storage bin or something. How embarassing that would have been if the cops rolled up and saw that.

[Racing Rice]

Originally posted by msvtec14
How embarassing that would have been if the cops rolled up and saw that.

Umm.. its pretty embarassing.. trust me..;) :yes:

[msvtec14]

Originally posted by Racing Rice
Umm.. its pretty embarassing.. trust me..;) :yes:

One time it hapenned in a room with french doors that had no curtains and it was night out (BUT REALLY LATE) and come to find out, his friends were watching.

[DomesticImport]

Originally posted by HondaChickk02
Hmmm....
1. the whole sex thing in the shower just does not work with the guy is like over 6 ft. akward moments..


im 6 ft 2in, no problems here... well my shower is prob a bit larger than others though i guess

[mt.biker]

its only a problem if the guy is over 6foot and the girl is short like 5-5'4

[msvtec14]

Yeah, that's what the edge of the bathtub and the shower wall is for if that's the case. Put her up against the wall and have her put her feet on the egde and you have to scoot down a little. It works. Or sort of hold her up by one of her legs and put her other foot on the edge of the bathtub for leverage.
:banana:

[mt.biker]

Originally posted by msvtec14
Yeah, that's what the edge of the bathtub and the shower wall is for if that's the case. Put her up against the wall and have her put her feet on the egde and you have to scoot down a little. It works. Or sort of hold her up by one of her legs and put her other foot on the edge of the bathtub for leverage.
:banana:

Oh this was never a problem for me, i got it all worked out the first time around. Cheers for the instructions though, seems like a few people need it. :crazy:

[msvtec14]

I dunno. I'm just trying to help out if people are having difficulties in the shower area. I have a horror story about that. Not mine. A good friend though. My friend was watching her parents house and her and her BF were watching it. A family member that lived in the area came by as a surprise and my friend and her BF were in the tub and I guess she got up and slipped and the landed on the faucet in a very unpleasent fashion.
:loco: :crazy: ;(

[mt.biker]

Originally posted by msvtec14
I dunno. I'm just trying to help out if people are having difficulties in the shower area. I have a horror story about that. Not mine. A good friend though. My friend was watching her parents house and her and her BF were watching it. A family member that lived in the area came by as a surprise and my friend and her BF were in the tub and I guess she got up and slipped and the landed on the faucet in a very unpleasent fashion.
:loco: :crazy: ;(

OUCH!!:loco:

[HondaChickk02]

Originally posted by mt.biker
its only a problem if the guy is over 6foot and the girl is short like 5-5'4
Ok he was 6 ft something and I'm 4'11...yes it was a problem. but we managed somehow. Now my boyfriend is 5'9 so i guess it shouldnt be a problem. Well I'll get back to you after this weekend on that. ;)

[DomesticImport]

hey you can make anything work if you put your mind to it

[msvtec14]

Yeah. I just like getting picked up because it's fun. See, it's stuff like this that makes me wish that me and the BF were still together but then I think off alllllllll the other crap that comes along with it. Celibacy is better right now.

[Shot 2 Hel]

you people make me sound like a freakin angel

[Rob]

Originally posted by HondaChickk02
Ok he was 6 ft something and I'm 4'11...yes it was a problem. but we managed somehow. Now my boyfriend is 5'9 so i guess it shouldnt be a problem. Well I'll get back to you after this weekend on that. ;)
freak alert!! :busted:

[DomesticImport]

Originally posted by msvtec14
See, it's stuff like this that makes me wish that me and the BF were still together but then I think off alllllllll the other crap that comes along with it. Celibacy is better right now.

I feel the same way ... except with my "Ex-Girlfriend" i was actually thinking about that today...you think of the good times and miss em,........... then you remember all the BullSht along with it all

[Rob]

Originally posted by DomesticImport
........... then you remember all the BullSht along with it all
Amen

[ShagginJet]

Originally posted by Accord Man
In a plane lavatory
In a theater
In a tree house (it was her fantasy, LOL I had to secure the tree house to tree otherwise the whole thing would have definitely come down.. )
In the Pacific -- a few meters from the shore (another one of her fantasies, I wasn’t able to perform as well, since the water was so damn cold!!!)
On the beach (in Carmel, Cali -- at night)
On a little island, thats sits somewhere in Lake Champlain..


But the best love making usually takes place in a warm and humid place..
-Jacuzzi
-Sauna
-Shower
(in that order -- :yes:)

Wow... Only just started but this takes the cake. Some of these are on my to do list.

In a plane lavatory
In a theater

As for the pacific, salt and sex don't fix (tried that).

The tree house... Did you build it too?

Carmel is nice.. must have been good.

[GT40FIED]

Jesus what a list...lemme see...on a jungle gym in a park near my house (right before school let out), in a dressing room at a Gap store, on top of the Liberty Memorial (hey...what could be more liberating? Hehe), on my front porch, various places in the back of my truck, a soccer field, neighborhood pool, roof of my house (there's a good sized flat spot), the shower, my dining room table, living room couch, etc. etc. etc.

[msvtec14]

Originally posted by DomesticImport
I feel the same way ... except with my "Ex-Girlfriend" i was actually thinking about that today...you think of the good times and miss em,........... then you remember all the BullSht along with it all

Hell yeah. Cheers to that. I guess it sucks sometimes that I don't have a BF but seriously, I just don't want one. I spent a good portion of 02 being miserable because me and a longtime BF broke up in April. And then I was with a new BF for about 2 months and that started in Oct and ended 12/10 because he started to forget how to treat his girlfriend. The kid started treating me like crap and I made it clear that I just wasn't putting up with the BS. I would rather be alone but happy with myself than wasting time being miserable with another person just for the sake of having a boyfriend. Screw that. I hate girls like that. That's how one of my friends is and it drives me nuts. For 03, I'm not selling myself short and I'm not wasting my time worrying about the bullshit.

[ShagginJet]

Anyone claim the trunk of a car yet?

[mt.biker]

Originally posted by msvtec14
Hell yeah. Cheers to that. I guess it sucks sometimes that I don't have a BF but seriously, I just don't want one. I spent a good portion of 02 being miserable because me and a longtime BF broke up in April. And then I was with a new BF for about 2 months and that started in Oct and ended 12/10 because he started to forget how to treat his girlfriend. The kid started treating me like crap and I made it clear that I just wasn't putting up with the BS. I would rather be alone but happy with myself than wasting time being miserable with another person just for the sake of having a boyfriend. Screw that. I hate girls like that. That's how one of my friends is and it drives me nuts. For 03, I'm not selling myself short and I'm not wasting my time worrying about the bullshit.

All the power to ya, just dont give up on us guys all together. There some of us left who still know how to treat a girl right, not tomention you girls aren't making it easy on us nice guys.

[ebpda9]

Originally posted by mt.biker
All the power to ya, just dont give up on us guys all together. There some of us left who still know how to treat a girl right, not tomention you girls aren't making it easy on us nice guys.


amen to that brotha bikah ;)


and missy i like the way you think



ok enough posting on alergy medicine ;)

[msvtec14]

No, I'm not giving up on guys. I know that there are good ones out there. And then there are the ones that SEEM all nice and whatnot and they turn out to be huge @ssholes or possessive psychos. There is so much crap that comes along with even just dating and that's not where I want to be in my life and as for right now, I'm not jeopardizing my happiness for that. I want to be able to go and out and not have to answer to anyone. I don't want to feel obligated to spend time other than anyone but my friends. I just turned 21 not too long ago and I'm enjoying the ride.

[msvtec14]

Originally posted by hondaman-iac
amen to that brotha bikah ;)


and missy i like the way you think



ok enough posting on alergy medicine ;)

Thank you ;)

[juvenile]

Originally posted by msvtec14
No, I'm not giving up on guys. I know that there are good ones out there. And then there are the ones that SEEM all nice and whatnot and they turn out to be huge @ssholes or possessive psychos. There is so much crap that comes along with even just dating and that's not where I want to be in my life and as for right now, I'm not jeopardizing my happiness for that. I want to be able to go and out and not have to answer to anyone. I don't want to feel obligated to spend time other than anyone but my friends. I just turned 21 not too long ago and I'm enjoying the ride.
Good choice! :yes:

[mt.biker]

Originally posted by msvtec14
No, I'm not giving up on guys. I know that there are good ones out there. And then there are the ones that SEEM all nice and whatnot and they turn out to be huge @ssholes or possessive psychos. There is so much crap that comes along with even just dating and that's not where I want to be in my life and as for right now, I'm not jeopardizing my happiness for that. I want to be able to go and out and not have to answer to anyone. I don't want to feel obligated to spend time other than anyone but my friends. I just turned 21 not too long ago and I'm enjoying the ride.

I hear ya, truly i do. i dated a girl who was all nice, let me do want i wanted when i wanted and then it all fell apart and she started wanting all my time, so truly i can relate. As for some of us "nice" guys turning out to being jerks/@assholes/possesive i'm sure it can happen, just not with the truly nice ones. You'll know a nice guy when you find him because he will think of you before he thinks of himself. He will do little things that touch your heart, before moving to the big things. He will speak simple words that to you will carry more meaning then even he intended.

But a break will put this in perspective for yea, i know it has for me;)

[HondaChickk02]

Originally posted by AccordinStyle
freak alert!! :busted:

didnt i mention that?

[Rob]

Originally posted by HondaChickk02
didnt i mention that?
I can sense these things :yes: ;)